Favourite sayings

[Skaldir]

Hi,
in this thread I'd like to collect some cool sayings from Dan. Interview, E-mail, everything.
Matt, you had this cool one with "don't mail me anything breakable..." It would be nice if you'd place it here.
so here's one I like (from the Alive Again Studioreport:

" I spent a few hours collecting garbage and wiping the floors both with vacuumcleaner and a wet towel. "

The word "both" makes it damn funny.

 

[mattcira]

"....don't mail me anything breakable, the postal service could break a fucking diamond!!!"

and my personal favorite;

"...add some more frequencies on the hertz of the dB..."

 

[mattcira]

here are some fun ones form people I know from various times and places:

“Someone up top is knee-deep in hookers and blow.”

“We are programmatically making it possible for substandard humans to survive childhood.”

“When it goes big, it goes.”

“Science is better than religion because it has a C in it.”

“Let's party like rhinos!”

“Your muffin broke so I ate it.”

"I take advantage of people's greed and selfishness to suit my desires."

"Yea, ok, that's been rubbed too much."

"That web site is about as secure as my zipper."

"That's one rubix cube of a web site."

"I drank too much mountain dew and smoked too many cigarettes. I need to beat off."

" '...here is my pic, here is another one and a 3rd one, need more?' - offcourse, I need them for my gay sex portal!"

 

[Skaldir]

@embla
Of course, quote anything from the Nightingale family. It's not meant to be limitated to Dan only.

Post now - Not later!

 

[mattcira]

was it a "Queens of the Stone Age" cd?