Female Rants
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False Joe
Who cares.
Lol.
That was awesome a couple of days ago
Everyone says my best mates missuses looks like a man.
And then Danni said "Hey jon, I saw your girlfriend the other day. she's pretty"
And gareth (other mate) leapt to his feet and shouted loud as he could "NO SHE'S NOT!".
Even jon laughed.
That was awesome a couple of days ago
Everyone says my best mates missuses looks like a man.
And then Danni said "Hey jon, I saw your girlfriend the other day. she's pretty"
And gareth (other mate) leapt to his feet and shouted loud as he could "NO SHE'S NOT!".
Even jon laughed.
rms
Active Member
Gareth? Does he have like long black hair and known for fucking sheep? Might know that guy from another forum 
ThisIsACoolName
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Or does he have blond hair and resemble a baby bird? Is he in the TA? Does he take a lot of pride in his job? Like, a lot?
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I couldn't date a girl who weighed more than me... of course, I don't weigh in the double digits, such as you, either. I'm in that range where I'm not "OMG that guy should diet," but it's still unpleasant to others for me to take my shirt off at the pool.
."My friends call me "disturbingly chubby"
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panzerfaust666
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Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
Me too. Except I bet I can lift more than you.120? really eh.
I weigh 170
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I'm 6'1 190 lbs, with below 10% bodyfat. So I would never date a girl taller or heavier than me. If I sound superficial, then so be it, but any girl taller or heavier than me would either be a fatty or a manbeast.
