Female Rants
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BlackMetalWhiteGuy
Manly Man!
I really am a white guy, but I don't care much for most black metal. I came up with this name about five years ago when I didn't know anything about metal and had only recently begun listening to Dimmu Borgir. I should really think of a new name or something.
Vilden
From the holy kingdom of Harmonia
The Heartbreak Kid
Afterimage
A vegan girlfriend of mine just stopped over(the bitch one I always bitch about~) and showed me her new tattoo which is on her hips and than she told me she would be back over later and is staying the night! 
I'm probably going to be really high so it will be much easier to deal with her being a bitch because she's nice at first and once she settles in wherever she starts controlling,etc..
I'm just going to say nice things to her all night really high, she gets high too so she has no problem with me getting high and will probably know. I get hopped up and get really horny!!!
If I do something to piss her off probably will not get any and the chances of pissing her off a good ammount of times in just 2 hours is high. I've been friends with her for 3 months and can think of all the things that pissed her off like when she would ask to me to do dishes and would not do them, that pisses her right off. I will make sure to do the fucking dishes tonight. The sink is full of shit and know she noticed and is already thinking about it.
If she ends up going into my room i'm doomed. She will ignore me all night.
I'm probably going to be really high so it will be much easier to deal with her being a bitch because she's nice at first and once she settles in wherever she starts controlling,etc..
I'm just going to say nice things to her all night really high, she gets high too so she has no problem with me getting high and will probably know. I get hopped up and get really horny!!!
If I do something to piss her off probably will not get any and the chances of pissing her off a good ammount of times in just 2 hours is high. I've been friends with her for 3 months and can think of all the things that pissed her off like when she would ask to me to do dishes and would not do them, that pisses her right off. I will make sure to do the fucking dishes tonight. The sink is full of shit and know she noticed and is already thinking about it.
If she ends up going into my room i'm doomed. She will ignore me all night.
mutantllama
Active Member
Empty cigarette carton's and beer cans and she hates beer and cigs and all my cds are everywhere and not organised plus have clothes on my floor. I still have sometime.
Ender Rises
Wass sappening?
Clean.
Always clean your room before a chick comes over.
It's the only time I ever clean my room.
Always clean your room before a chick comes over.
It's the only time I ever clean my room.
Belligerent
Greekus Urungus
Belligerent
Greekus Urungus
Belligerent
Greekus Urungus
seedofvengeance
Boosh!
First of all, let's go off the wild assumption that you would ever have a girl in your room...
You would never clean your room. There is trash that has been there for almost a year...
Ender Rises
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I straighten up a bit. And your dorm isn't any cleaner than my room.
It looks like a nuclear explosion of crap happened in the back seat of your car.
It looks like a nuclear explosion of crap happened in the back seat of your car.
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seedofvengeance
Boosh!
Only, my dorm does happen to be cleaned once in a blue moon. I actually just got finished accomplishing said task. Got a box to clean my car.
Also, you can't get the plague from my dorm or car.
Also, you can't get the plague from my dorm or car.
ThisIsACoolName
Member
I so desperately need to clean out my car. There must be several cases worth of empty water bottles in there by now, so I really should take care of that one of these days. It's a fairly awkward task, though, so... fuck it, I'll clean it when I'm living in it.
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ohiogrinder
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