Female Rants

mutantllama seems like he could be the messageboard equivalent of one of those IRC bots that can respond to things people say.
 
I sure hope you aren't in real life what you sound like on the internet. If you ever do meet her, or any girl, make sure that everything you say isn't an exhaustive barrage of questions.
I am to an extent I suppose, I don't know, call me on the cell phone if you want to find out.:lol: