For Emili and The horney 16year old followers

Nikotiini said:
*sings*
I can't remember how much I have had...
I drank a 12 pack.... with my dad.
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his buD!

Here, have so pretzels...
No I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the shlits (shits slurred)

(Chorus)
What is the malty licker?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?

BEER!

Can't get enough of it!
How I really love it!
Makes me think I'm a man!

BEER!

I could kiss and hug it,
But I'd rather chug it,
got my belly out to here!

I could not refuse a,
I could really use a

BEER BEER BEER!

Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till your fat,
Stomach distends!

Beeeeeeer is liquid bread it's good for you!
We like to drink till we Spew!

Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that!
As we sing once more...
(repeat chorus)

ahahaha! YES!
 
well i stumbled and i am all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, thats it, im sick, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!

and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!

:kickass:
 
Vikk Cavanagh said:
well i stumbled and i am all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, thats it, im sick, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!

and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!

:kickass:

Felt a thousand gun shot wounds, but there's nothing that whiskey can't cure :rock: :kickass:
 
^ like you

Nikotiini said:
it is a dumbass reason to get banned... what's it matter if you bump old threads?

i donno...he might have done something else too...never know with him