Fridge Pack of Pepsi Possessed by a Thousand Devils??!

[fah-q]

Its bad enough that my pepsi's possessed by the devil, but now I'm fighting to keep my basement from being possessed by ants! A whole jug of Mr. Clean hasn't removed that sweet smell of sucrose from the floors, walls, and ceiling. Meanwhile, a river of that shit flowed right under the workbench and I can't move that thing to mop it up...!

Still, I wonder what made em all blow up like that.

My wife suggested they're old. But I don't know if age makes em volatile.

Then she thought its because I stacked several packs on top of that one, and it blew after I took the others off it. Who knows? Soda cans are gettin' thinner by the week, thanks to cheapskate Pepsicorp.

My favourite idea is that a devil-worshipping heroine-jabber inserted several of his otherworldly friends in some packs as revenge for being shit-canned by his supervisor.

Jurched

I don't know if you are seriuosly worried about ants or not but, I have a fool-proof method that is kinda fun and involves no pesticides. When I tore out a window on the back of my house to put in a slider, I found an enormous nest of ants. I wanted to use something that would keep on working after I put the house back together. It was suggested that I get something called diatomaceous earth. What diatomaceous earth is, is fossilized shells from the sea. You pour this crap around the perimeter of the area that is infested and just wait. When the ants walk through this seemingly harmless powder, it rips their bellies and legs open and they die a slow painfull death. I used this crap on my house and haven't seen an ant since. I know it sounds weird but, it works.

 

[Jurched]

Diatomaceous earth, eh?

If I can recall anything from that useless waste of time called high school, its that diatomaceous earth are the skulls of plankton...

And this shit tears ants apart, leaving their skulls all over the place?

Sweeeet!

Jurched

 

[IAN442]

Diatomaceous earth works but ants will move around it after a while, after all these little fellas adapt quite well.

Backup plan, liquid pesticide ant traps. Ants are thirsty critters, put out these little liquid bait traps they drink and then carry the residue back to the colony and it wipes em all out. not expensive either.

 

[Evil Dead]

We have fire ants here..and I use AMDRO. It makes shit DEAD. It killed my dog a few years back too. Dumb ass liked playing in fire ant mounds.