FTW?

[Blindfold]

a friend just told me about dendrophilia
its sexual arousal derrived from trees.
yeah and i'm drunk
look what i found: a poem called "dendrophilia..."





dendrophilia



Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

 

[Draznog]

lame

 

[Rock Hydra]

I have already learned drunken posting does not go over well

 

[Zack]

what does ftw mean?

 

[Blindfold]

its teh new upcoming trend.
you say
fuck the what
instead of what the fuck

 

[schmidy515]

wow

 

[War_Blade]

gay and lying

 

[JausmetalJ]

Fuck the what?

 

[Sir Myke of Bodom]

ROFL... That was good one.

And men you RHAWK!!!... I knew there was suck a thing as that (been sexual oriented to trees) but didn't know the name untill yoo came!!!

THANKS DENDROPHILE MAN!

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

IM DRUNK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[RiderOfJustice]

wow

werent u banished from posting here? schmandy................ahhahahahhhahahahahhahaaha :Smokin:

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

ftw!

 

[RiderOfJustice]

(F)uck(T)its(W)hore?

 

[Sir Myke of Bodom]

NO!... its FUCK THAT WHORE (in this case U )

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

POO ATTACK

 

[RiderOfJustice]

pray to my ballsack u anal dwelling forest gnome

@ Sir Myke Of My Ballsack

 

[Sir Myke of Bodom]

no way... I only Pray Gonzo !... you can keep U'r own god to u'rself

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

why do i always not get included in anything

 

[RiderOfJustice]

no way... I only Pray Gonzo !... you can keep U'r own god to u'rself

what god...........only Gheyz0r religion loveairs believe in teh Gawd

 

[Sir Myke of Bodom]

pray to my ballsack u anal dwelling forest gnome

THAT God