fucking emo sob's
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RideForVengance said:
never said that he shouldnt be angry, i said hes a flamer for cutting his wrists
predator666 said:
Ok then, agreed. Cutting your wrists is pointless. Unless your going to be gr1m like Mayhem. And then your still stupid, but the gr1mocity overides it.
TheSeldomlaid
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Leandro
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Everyone with half a brain knows you can't kill yourself cutting your wrists. You can't get any more poser than that!
oh, you actually could have some succes at suicide if you cut your wrists and sink them in warm water....that way the blood flows slowly till the end, and it's a TERRIBLE death. One would feel cold, puke, drift, things like that. Emo folks wouldn't have the balls and would back away from the hot bath, crying for their mamas
oh, you actually could have some succes at suicide if you cut your wrists and sink them in warm water....that way the blood flows slowly till the end, and it's a TERRIBLE death. One would feel cold, puke, drift, things like that. Emo folks wouldn't have the balls and would back away from the hot bath, crying for their mamas
Leandro
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Tut Ankh Amon
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once i was thinking about what i'd do if i ever wanted to kill myself.
Then i thought "ok, if i kill myself in a suffering way, like cutting my wrists and bleeding to death or something of that kind, then i'm just plain retarded"
so i decided that shooting myself was the best way.
But that's 0% fun visually. Since i'm pyromaniac since i'm a kid, i decided that i'd burn myself alive. But shit, that's too painful, so íd just cover myself with gasoline, make a small trail, light the trail, shoot myself, and then the body would auto-burn.
But hey, what's cooler than a flaming corpse? a FLYING flaming corpse! So i'd do it all sitting on my appartment's window, and when i blasted my head off, i'd fall on my back and start the free fall from the 6th floor.
But hey, let's add some nakedness and anti-flame gel around my thing, and there we have it: a full blown, burning, flying, naked suicidal dead body, with my manhood preserved for the future generations.
*SCWHING*
(good lord, i am so fucking sleepy right now
)
Then i thought "ok, if i kill myself in a suffering way, like cutting my wrists and bleeding to death or something of that kind, then i'm just plain retarded"
so i decided that shooting myself was the best way.
But that's 0% fun visually. Since i'm pyromaniac since i'm a kid, i decided that i'd burn myself alive. But shit, that's too painful, so íd just cover myself with gasoline, make a small trail, light the trail, shoot myself, and then the body would auto-burn.
But hey, what's cooler than a flaming corpse? a FLYING flaming corpse! So i'd do it all sitting on my appartment's window, and when i blasted my head off, i'd fall on my back and start the free fall from the 6th floor.
But hey, let's add some nakedness and anti-flame gel around my thing, and there we have it: a full blown, burning, flying, naked suicidal dead body, with my manhood preserved for the future generations.
*SCWHING*
(good lord, i am so fucking sleepy right now
)
Enemy242
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The Soulforged said:
damn man, if that looks like a penis your penis must look damn weird. btw @ predator why would you put coors light in your sig, light beer sucks balls
-Gavin-
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FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Found it again. The thread is closed so I'm posting the link to it: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=185933
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