FUCKING JÄGERMESITER HELL YEAH.

[Erik]

this is a drunk thread.

going t see some heavy metal badn iun like 30 minutes andbefire that i listen to heavy meta and ive been drinking a smallb ottle of jägermeister

hell yeah

 

[Tranquillian]

I can vouch for Erik being drunk. But he can still type lyrics on irc like a mofo.

 

[circus_brimstone]

Jager =

 

[Krilons Resa]

That stuff will make ya wanna fuck somebody up.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

jager is awesome.

 

[NAD]

jager makes me go RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Odd, jager makes me act like a polite, refined English gentleman, accent and all.

 

[E-bortion]

When I drink Jager, I somehow end up getting laid. It's a given.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

oh man i haven't had jager in so long, it's time to get some

 

[J.]

Jager makes me think "Only pussies drink this pussy shit."

 

[circus_brimstone]

Jager makes me think "Only pussies drink this pussy shit."

What do you drink?

 

[J.]

orange juice. with pulp. the heavy shit.

 

[NAD]

haha

 

[KILL TULLY]

When I drink Jager, I somehow end up getting laid. It's a given.

This same thing happens to me, but when i breathe oxygen.

 

[J.]

You breathe oxygen when you drink Jager? You're special.

 

[NAD]

i've never gotten laid from jag, i get laid from vodka.

as in, i make a gay fruit drink, throw a shitload of vodka in it, then give it to a girl. = poontang.

 

[lizard]

the last time I did shots of jaeger interspersed with stuttgarter hoffbrau and I got heinously sick. I can't even smell it to this day and not feel queasy.

 

[lurch70]

tequila people ... tequila is a the "get laid" drink ... women react super horny when drinking it.

 

[General Zod]

Few things on this planet scream I'm 21 like drinking Jägermeister. About 98% of the cost of producing this drink goes towards it advertising budget. I'd call it swill, but that would give swill a bad rap.

Zod

 

[Dark One]

The drink may very well end up being the main reason my current relationship will most likely fail. My girlfriend (whom I have known nine years now) and I broke up three years ago and got back together last December. She never drank when we were first going out, and between the time we started seeing each other again and now it's painfully obvious that she's become an alcoholic during our time apart. Her ex-boyfriend introduced her to Jägermeister and I haven't been able to shake her of her addiction.

She can go through a weekend drinking two large bottles of Jägermeister, and drinks at least one whole bottle during the week. It's not like we have the perfect relationship outside of this or anything, but I simply can't live like this with her much longer.