Funniest Sex Lyrics

[DarbysDad]

Here are some: kick your ass to heaven w/rocknroll tonight/I'll make this nite a special one make you feel allright/shoot my heat into your body/give you all my size/I'm gonna beat that beat tonite/it's time to break the ice/hit the top together/get ya with my spell/I'm gonna make my shot tonite/take ya down to hell/eat yer meat until yor breathless/twirl your hips around/gonna break my neck tonite/I'll get you off the ground! -- The Scorpions 'Dynamite'

BTW Gasoline, I also like the formentioned by ACDC. It reminds me of one of those old slasher movies. (a guy and girl having sex in the woods and some lunatic comes up w/machete)...you get the picture...

And don't forget Whitesnake...'Slide It In' and 'Still of the Night' Damn! now with all these sexy lyrics I must yahoo!:hotjump:

Dynamite rules, can't tell you how many nights I broke my neck.
and I like AC\DC - Whole Lotta Rosie. :Spin:

 

[ThraxDude]

Or AC/DC Let me put my love into you, babe. Let me cut your cake with my knife.

That's the first one that comes to mind.

 

[DarbysDad]

Okay. Now I'm scared. For John.

John has nothing to worry about. Now Selma Hyack might.
John's all yours.

 

[crystlpalace]

You 2 are pervs.

don't forget, I'm the 3rd perv hehehehehe

 

[DarbysDad]

don't forget, I'm the 3rd perv hehehehehe

Right on, Now we have the POWER of THREE!!!! :hotjump:

 

[Badatta2ud]

"I wanna kiss your lips not the ones on your face"

Quiet Riot

 

[Badatta2ud]

" I fucked a sheep..I fucked a goat..shoved my cock right down its throat"

Metallica

 

[Badatta2ud]

"That's what you get for having a penis up your as....ride the Hershey highway"

A.I.D.S. MOD/SOD whatever it takes

 

[Badatta2ud]

"You gotta pretend your face is a Masarati"

Ted Nugent

 

[Johnny Ace]

"If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you."- Killed by Death

"Chin up, shoulders back, you got a body like a marshall stack." Dr. Rock

Lemmy is a poet, ain't he?

 

[mrthrax]

good friends and a bottle of pills by pantera lol!
i'll do my fave 2 sections ok

i fucked your girlfriend last night,while u snored and drooled i fucked your love,she called me daddy and i called here baby when i smacked her ass.

your girlfriend could have been a burn victim,an amputee a dead body but god damn i wanted to fuck!

what a beautiful song,i can see this thread going a long way

 

[Arg_Hamster]

"Malnutrition, my submission. You´re the master and I take it on my knees!"

Be Aggressive - Faith No More
A song about a gay man who have a... eating disorder...

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

How could I forget WASP:

I got pictures of naked ladies
Lying on their beds
I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion
Starts a-Swelling inside my head
I'm making artificial lovers for free
I start to howl I'm in heat
I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy
I fuck like a Beast

I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love
I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love

I'm on the prowl and i watch you closely
I lie waiting for you
I'm the wolf with the sheepsskins clothing
I lick my chops and your tasting good
I do whatever i want to, to ya
I'll nail your ass to the sheets
A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya
I f*** like a beast

I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love
I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love

Come ride, savage seduction
Ride, ride, ride

 

[jdelpi]

Not a single Kiss song on here?

 

[DarbysDad]

Here's some KISS

Put your hand in my pocket and grab onto my rocket.

Pull the trigger of my Love Gun

Meet, Greet you in the ladies room....

I stole your love..

Shock Me, (put on your black leather)
Shock Me, (we can come together)

She wears her satin like a lady...

 

[crystlpalace]

ya can't forget Judas Priest -
'and as we're charging to the place so many seek/in perfect sinconicity of which so many speak/we get so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load/...we shudder and explode.'[Turbo Lover]

'I cant stand the way ya move it/drive me crazy with that walk/you got me so excited/I tremble and I shake/when you make the moves you make/
Youve got the key to my heart/go ahead and use it/lock me in slam the door/I'll be yours forevermore/I can't stand it when you touch me/mmmmm feels so good I could explode/youve got me in a frenzy/I tremble and I quake/when you shake the things you shake'[Locked In]

or Zep -
'...trouble-free transmission...mama let me pump yer gas...talkin bout love...baby I can rev all night...come to me for service every hundred miles...I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors'[Trampled Underfoot]

 

[ThraxDude]

I'm so excited.
And I just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control,
and I think I like it.
I like it.

 

[crystlpalace]

Are you excited Tad?...and who would be the cause of this? ; )

 

[ashaman7122]

I'm not gonna delve too deeply into the collection cuz there's so many good ones, but I've gotten some good giggles over seeing what's been posted so far.

The Priest ones are always good, but you forgot about Eat Me Alive, and you just gotta wonder about our Metal God..."Squealing in passion as the rod of steel injects"...and being "well equipped to take it all."

KISS -- Rise To It from Hot In The Shade always makes me giggle. It must be difficult to be KISS and keep coming up with new euphemisms on sex, especially at their age. And Rise To It was released in an age before Viagra. "I'm gonna rise to it...you know I really can do it." Just conjures up images of a guy sitting there...trying really hard...chanting his personal mantra...hehe

But...to the faithful...especially you GasolineDream...have you ever looked closely at the lyrics of 80 Cycles...hmm?

 

[crystlpalace]

'Figure You Out'[Nickleback]
'I like your pants around your feet/I like the dirt thats on your knees/I like the way you still say please when your looking up at me/your like my favorite damn disease'

this isn't metal, but its worh it...

'she wake u in the morning/tell u babe I feel a little horney/she bring u up and then u know u want it/I like the way u give it girl/Your mouth is dry/your heart is beating faster/u wanna die your too afraid to ask her/she pops the gun your prayers already answered/tick tock bang thank you ma'am/don't fool yourself u can't stop it if u try and its a bumpy ride/she be the one she be the drug/shes gonna take u hi take u lo, never get enough/she be the one she be the bomb watch out here she comes/u know u gonna get some/she hits the club and evrybody watches/starts to dance everybody wants her/that kind of girl...she make u nasty even wanna feel pain/then she'll make u born again'[Enrique]