Funniest Sex Lyrics

[crystlpalace]

don't worry 'bout / don't think aloud

turn your head now baby just spit me out

 

[wullief]

is nearly ac/dc son not an innuendo to the old knee-trembling i.e.

inject the venom

cover you in oil

sink the pink

etc etc etc

 

[KY_Fried442]

"I didn't mean to hurt you...or sleep with all your friends"

 

[wullief]

how could we have forgotten nfb

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

how could we have forgotten nfb

I don't know...damn we suck.

 

[jdelpi]

Even worse I couldn't remember the song until wullief stated the title. Though I knew I heard it many times. grrr

 

[DarbysDad]

"I didn't mean to hurt you...or sleep with all your friends"

now get me some tissue!

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Come over here darling and I'm gonna take off my pants. And I'm gonna make dirty love to you. Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do!!

Off South Park Soundtrack. The second version of "what would Brian Boitano do?"

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

My sister is one of those women who wishes he wasn't gay.

 

[DameinC]

Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex

Don't you don't you want to thrill me
Don't you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it's ugly
But now don't you want to touch it anyway

I've been looking for a reject
And you ain't had nothing like me yet
Don't you think it's time for motion
I can take what you've been pushin'

Hey I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
Yea I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
I'm gonna

I'm the beast and you're the master
You're the meat of the matter
I'm no fool for discretion
When it's on the tip of my tongue

Don't you don't you want to thrill me
Don't you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it's ugly
But now don't you want to touch it anyway

Hey I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
Yea I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
FUCK YOU

 

[DameinC]

Spinal Tap - Big Bottom

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
My gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?