Funniest Sex Lyrics

[crystlpalace]

get yer freak on...

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

More Kiss:

Don't wanna wait 'til you know me better
Let's just be glad for the time together
Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it
There ain't a reason on earth to waste it
It ain't a crime to be good to yourself
Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up
Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money
lick it up, lick it up
It's all you need, so believe me honey
It ain't a crime to be good to yourelf
Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up
Come on - it's only right now (it's only right now)
Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

How about Rammstein:

11. Kuss Mich (Fellfrosch)

Sie halt immer still
Weil sie gefingert werden will
Blaht sich auf im durren Gras
Das feuchte -ugelein wird nass

Gefangen in der Finsternis
Sieht sie nie das Licht der Sonne
Vor Geilheit zuckend fleht sie dann

Die Zunge in dem Manne an

Kuss mich

Sie beisst sich in jeder Zunge fest

Weil sie sich gerne lecken laesst
Doch weil es etwas bitter schmeckt
Wird sie selten nur gekusst

Gefangen in...

Kuss mich

Die Zunge kriecht jetzt aus dem Mund
Und schlagt ihr wild und in Extase
Mehrmals heftig ins Gesicht
Sie blutet schrecklich aus der Nase

Gefangen in...

Kuss mich
Auf meine feuchten Lippen
Kuss mich
Auch wenn es bitter schmeckt
Kuss mich

[English translation:]

[Kiss Me (Furry Fog)]

She keeps very still
To be fingered is all she will
Swelling in the dried out grass
Her misty eyes fill up fast
She's captured and can't breakaway
Never sees the light of the day
With lustful shivers as she pleads
The tongues of men to serve her needs

Kiss me

She bites in every tongue so tight
To be licked is what she likes
But as it leaves a bitter taste
She is seldom just embraced

She's captured and can't breakaway
Never sees the light of day
With lustful shivers as she pleads
The tongues of men to serve her needs

Kiss me

The tongue slides out from the mouth
And slaps her wild in ecstasy
Hard and long right up front
She bleeds so badly from her ...snout
She's captured ....

Kiss me
on my moistened lips
Kiss me
With its bitter taste
Kiss me

 

[Metal Maiden]

Kiss me on my moistened lips

Hmmm...............

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Hmmm...............

That is a nice one! Yummy

 

[DarbysDad]

ya can't forget Judas Priest -
'and as we're charging to the place so many seek/in perfect sinconicity of which so many speak/we get so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load/...we shudder and explode.'[Turbo Lover]

'I cant stand the way ya move it/drive me crazy with that walk/you got me so excited/I tremble and I shake/when you make the moves you make/
Youve got the key to my heart/go ahead and use it/lock me in slam the door/I'll be yours forevermore/I can't stand it when you touch me/mmmmm feels so good I could explode/youve got me in a frenzy/I tremble and I quake/when you shake the things you shake'[Locked In]

or Zep -
'...trouble-free transmission...mama let me pump yer gas...talkin bout love...baby I can rev all night...come to me for service every hundred miles...I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors'[Trampled Underfoot]

Since you like Priest don't forget Love Bites...mmm tasty.
Trampled Under Foot, that tune still kicks ass!!!

 

[DarbysDad]

Does anyone remember Trash Queen by Wrathchild? She uses a concrete slab for a bed. They wrote some nasty glam tunes.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I'm so excited.
And I just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control,
and I think I like it.
I like it.

 

[Metal Maiden]

That is a nice one! Yummy

It made me smile.

 

[DarbysDad]

" I fucked a sheep..I fucked a goat..shoved my cock right down its throat"

Metallica

I think the Anti-Nowhere leauge originally did that song So What!! and you're right AA is for quitters.

 

[crystlpalace]

'her blouse don't fit her pants aint right, she aint no front page news/but when her work is done and the daytime turns to night...she's a flamethrower...you're burnin' all your candles at both ends/maybe you should go to church to make some amends/but if you think you're fireproof, so cool its much to much...she'll melt you with her touch...she's the only reason I know I've got a soul'
[Flamethrower - J. Giles Band]

 

[DarbysDad]

I forgot about GBH Necrophilia
No Remorse, Screw the Corpse!!, thats a lovely thought.
Also, Whole Lotta Rosie from AC\DC kicks ass too.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

"At A Medium Pace"
Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Marylin Manson:

You are the church, and I am the steeple
When we fuck, we are all God's people
You are the church, and I am the steeple
When we fuck, we are all God's people

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Oh shit, I forgot about Sandler!

Speaking of Manson, wouldn't "Cake and Sodomy" also apply?

 

[DarbysDad]

Oh shit, I forgot about Sandler!

Speaking of Manson, wouldn't "Cake and Sodomy" also apply?

Cake and Sodomy, I'd rather just have those pancakes.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Snake Eyes and Sissies
"Wrench is just a household god, but I carry mine with pride.
I don't work but I can work with it to split your smile."

Cake and Sodomy
"I am the god of fuck, I am the god of fuck."

Wrapped in Plastic
"Drove the children from their chores, handcrafted housewives into whores."

Sweet Tooth
"Her heart shivers in my hand
she's melting on me like cotton candy
I make the faces that make you cry"

 

[DarbysDad]

Hash browns and bacon strips,
I love the way you lick your lips.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

More food/sex talk.

 

[DarbysDad]

Eat you baby, you eat me, bite one get one free.
side order could be your daughter.