Haha, that was you? NiceBryan316 said:
Yeah, pretty much the whole Edguy set was comedy gold/pure awesomeness.
Funniest things over heard or said this weekend?
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Yeah, pretty much the whole Edguy set was comedy gold/pure awesomeness.
Bryan316
METAL... nuff said!
longshot9
Member
Jon Oliva (room was right across the hall from us) telling my buddy in response to "dude, stop by and have a beer with us"... "sorry bro, I just smoked a big fattie and i'm crashin"
friends Name witheld - guy walks by me and a group of people wearing just a plain black shirt... friends leans in to all of us and says "now that's the best Pain Of Salvation shirt I've ever seen"... hahaha.
edit- Dustin's mangina. That was fucking hysterical.
friends Name witheld - guy walks by me and a group of people wearing just a plain black shirt... friends leans in to all of us and says "now that's the best Pain Of Salvation shirt I've ever seen"... hahaha.
edit- Dustin's mangina. That was fucking hysterical.
SavaVIDude
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I've been around Jon Oliva quite a bit and before their set, he was a one man show. I've heard him say some off the cuff really funny shit. This one at PPV takes the cake. Before their set, he's making wise cracks from behind the thin black curtain at random intervals. Then all of a sudden after several minutes of silence, he says, "...so, I had my tongue up this chick's ass...."
It was so unexpected, I had to look around to see if he said what I thought he said - of course, he had. That was the funniest thing I think I ever heard!!!! The Mountain King, among other great talents, is one of the funniest people I've ever been around.
MK Forever!!!!
Chris
Bryan316
METAL... nuff said!
...and I said, "So what's your name?"
My brain just ceased functioning at that. Nuthin but laughter. All I could do was surgically peel the smile off my face.
My brain just ceased functioning at that. Nuthin but laughter. All I could do was surgically peel the smile off my face.
Tess
Member
That was so me! Ugh.......... He kept saying "What is a Tad?" Like he had some stupid joke to go with it. He said it like 7 times and the last time right in my face. I remember the guy in front of me kind of chuckling in agreement.DRFS Rich said:
Nice to meet ya!
Keep in mind, that was after having to hear him tell Zak Stevens jokes at the other bar. HORRIBLE. I felt like he was following us.
dargormudshark
Senior Member
Chris Caffrey was in the elevetor when it opened and he obviously hit the wrong floor and was carrying this heavy box and was really frustrated because people were walking in the elevator. My bass player walks in and right when my drummer starts to walk in Caffrey screams "Stay Out!", you had to be there.
I was eating breakfast with Steve Wacholz and Matt LaPorte got brought up.
The Q:That Matt LaPorte did a pretty good job
Doc:Oh, you mean that guy who looked like a beach bum!
Tobias:I know you guys are tired maybe so you can rest if you would like
Drunk guy in audience:Rest is For the Dead!
Those are just some
I was eating breakfast with Steve Wacholz and Matt LaPorte got brought up.
The Q:That Matt LaPorte did a pretty good job
Doc:Oh, you mean that guy who looked like a beach bum!
Tobias:I know you guys are tired maybe so you can rest if you would like
Drunk guy in audience:Rest is For the Dead!
Those are just some
PROGGODDESS
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Bryant
Mr. Sleepy
BABS said:
I talked with him on a few occasions. He was very well spoken and friendly. I like the guy. It takes some grapefruit sized nuts to wear that stuff at a prog and power metal show. Kudos to him.
Bryant
DRFS Rich said:
When I saw the guy the next day, he was more subdued. I doubt he even remembered anything from Friday...and I bet he had one giant hangover.
Pellaz
Tigron of Immanion
Gotta give him credit for standing out in the crowd! When someone says "That goth dude at PP V," there can be precisely one candidate. Instant and unique recognition.Bryant said:
(I elected not to wear pvc jeans this year, unlike PP I and II. Bleah, too damned hot.)
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Bad Girl Tess said:That was so me! Ugh.......... He kept saying "What is a Tad?" Like he had some stupid joke to go with it. He said it like 7 times and the last time right in my face. I remember the guy in front of me kind of chuckling in agreement.
Nice to meet ya!
Keep in mind, that was after having to hear him tell Zak Stevens jokes at the other bar. HORRIBLE. I felt like he was following us.
Nice to meet ya too! That was hilarious!
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lady_space
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Derek (?) was definitely a cool dude. And Mike got a great picture of his g/f and me with him.Pellaz said:Gotta give him credit for standing out in the crowd! When someone says "That goth dude at PP V," there can be precisely one candidate. Instant and unique recognition.
(I elected not to wear pvc jeans this year, unlike PP I and II. Bleah, too damned hot.)
I'd put it in here if only I could figure out how!
Patrick M said:
"Hey dude, what's this is my hands? Oh, it's your ass... Let me just hand it back to you."
Sorry, don't mean to toot my own horn, but I thought that was pretty damn classic!
-MetalRose
sh0kr0k
Active Member
I thought of that later after my post - THAT was my favorite funny moment after the "Sha-la-la-la *clap clap*" from Andy in the shuttle. My boyfriend and I have been saying "No, we are serious, we are evil, metla, and serious" ever since!!guardian26 said:
On a side note, the guy in the goth gear - one hell of a drink-mixer!!! Great guy and definately a new friend.
Tammy Z
Yngvai X
Dark Emperor
Another great line I heard, as uttered by my friend Meg (ProgMaiden) outside the Fairfield, trying to get Stephan Forte's attention...she just shouted out "hey Forte!"...had my friend and I laughing for a bit .
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dargormudshark
Senior Member
On Pain Of Salvation's performance. A girl after the show exclaimed, "he's so beautiful [Daniel Gildenlow], I want to cry."
Bryan316
METAL... nuff said!
LOL! Dude if I ever say that a guy is so beautiful I wanna cry.... well, I'll never say that, cuz I'm not gay! I swear I'm not! and I'm not marrying Timo Kotipelto! Just cuz I WANNA FUCK, that doesn't mean I'm gay!
Sorry..... heh heh.... that whole shtick was so damn funny....
Sorry..... heh heh.... that whole shtick was so damn funny....
Prog Maiden
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