Gamers Thread

[CiG]

I'm dead because I'm abo and you're a racist redcoat colonizing faggot.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

i'll definitely play enemy unknown at some point. is vanilla enemy unknown what you'd most highly recommend?

Yeah that's probably the best place to start.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

great, omni even gets to use his alt in this too.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Look on the bright side. Omni gets to die more than anyone else.

 

[no country for old wainds]

welp



only omni, rms and funerary doom survive the terror of beijing (as well as deron and phylactery as they didn't go). omni is becoming something of a hero, getting ten kills during this mission, a one man two chin rampage. he now has 17 in total, while funerary doom has 12 from just two missions.

new recruits are @RedStorm (apparently inactive for over a year, didn't even notice lmao), @Einherjar86 @Terasophe (who by chance was a rename of someone called theresa) @Sirjack @Somethingface @Krow @-CC- @Allfader @Weyland

and, inspired by TB's post and my need for more indestructible omnis...

please welcome @Elric Of Melnibone and @Talos of Atmora

 

[mutantllama]

Well at least I went out with 8 kills!

 

[no country for old wainds]

on our latest mission we encountered a new race of aliens: mutons. they're a pain in the ass to kill, their skin is bulletproof or something, fortunately it was just a ship of four and they were so aggressive we could pick them off across the desert without much trouble. sadly, deron and redstorm were unable to survive even this paltry force, but everyone else did just fine. sirjack, -cc- and somethingface each got their maiden kill, while deron died taking out the mutons' ranking officer. cc and terasophe were wounded and will be spending some time out of action.



congratulations! well deserved after the hell that was beijing. the three of you seemed to be doomed, but showed great courage and skill where others failed.

 

[no country for old wainds]

lol elric and talos both died on their first mission. just like on GMD, omni's alts are unable to match his original account's longevity, although phylactery is still going strong and was actually the MVP on this mission with three kills. weyland, krow and somethingface are also toast, and none of them got a kill on this mission either. losers!

omni himself, on the other hand, got hit four times and didn't die. granted he's wearing a power suit, but the aliens must be terrified of him at this point. the dreaded buttchinned earth devil, scourge of the universe...

 

[Sophii]

What is this, XCOM? I've been meaning to find the start of this, but procrastination finds its way to be a problem

 

[CiG]

the aliens must be terrified of him at this point. the dreaded buttchinned earth devil, scourge of the universe...

 

[no country for old wainds]

i've brought in @crimsonfloyd and @Caecius, and now i'm struggling to think of anyone else who posts here. if you can think of someone i haven't used yet lemme know. bound to be a few.

in the meantime fuck it, our latest recruits are named lars ulrich and dave mustaine, bruce dickinson and paul dianno, ozzy osbourne and dio. now we'll finally know who was best in each case.

our latest mission was our first encounter with these evil psychic motherfuckers:

caecius, allfader, rms and phylactery all perished, but all of you at least got some kills before kicking the bucket. oh, and einherjar86 got promoted to sergeant.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[Sirjack]

this is fucking weird

 

[Allfader]

Wtf is this

 

[RadicalThrasher]

Wtf is this

 

[Vegard Pompey]

i've brought in @crimsonfloyd and @Caecius, and now i'm struggling to think of anyone else who posts here. if you can think of someone i haven't used yet lemme know. bound to be a few.

in the meantime fuck it, our latest recruits are named lars ulrich and dave mustaine, bruce dickinson and paul dianno, ozzy osbourne and dio. now we'll finally know who was best in each case.

You're gonna be naming recruits after members of Ukraine's national lacrosse reserve team before this playthrough is over.

 

[Einherjar86]

I thought this is a thread where people discuss video games?

 

[mutantllama]

you could always use old members that don't post here anymore

 

[no country for old wainds]

I thought this is a thread where people discuss video games?

not anymore, the aliens have taken over

 

[CiG]

Breath of Fire II is now on the SNES emulator on the Switch. Loved this game growing up but haven't played it in years.