After a hazardous voyage, former prisoner Leopold Tuborg, a Dunmer pickpocket, arrives at Seyda Neen. His first act as a free man is to snatch a very valuable limeware platter right before the eyes of the guards.
Before heading off to Balmora, Tuborg takes a moment to collect local mushrooms. A sharp scream pierces through the tranquil forest and a man falls dead from the sky. (Seriously, that is the greatest moment of any game, ever.)
As the thief he is, Tuborg immediately proceeds to loot the corpse. He takes the silt strider to Balmora an expensive robe, nice shoes, a funny hat and three scrolls of Icarian Flight richer.
In Balmora, Tuborg joins the Thieves' Guild and the Mages' Guild. Conveniently enough, local Khajiit chemist Ajira happens to need just the kind of mushrooms that our protagonist came upon in the swamps and forests near Seyda Neen.
Bored and frustrated, Tuborg pays a visit to the local strip club. He soon grows tired of the annoying blue light and the lack of brain cells in his fellows there, and leaves on a random 'business' trip to Caldera, which turned out to be almost fruitless save for a cool gothic robe he came upon.
Back in Balmora, Tuborg pays a visit to Ra'virr the trader. He purchases a black scarf, the kind worn by robbers. Tuborg turns around and puts on the scarf, and then attempts to rob Ra'virr. At first, Ra'virr seems to think that it's some kinda joke and gives me a warning. Tuborg thought that he wasn't appearing antagonizing enough, and drew his sword to show that he was serious. Ra'virr responded by beating him to death with a huge hammer, and so ends the short life of Leopold Tuborg, the dunmer pickpocket. But I have a feeling he'll be back through the magic of reloading.
...I've forgotten how much I love this game.