Somewhere in Time is the album for Maiden fans making their first conscious steps into fandom one-uppery, so they take the album that virtually everyone knows represented a significant slump after a period of long success and pretend that it's their favorite to show how deep their knowledge of their favorite band's discography is. The next step is to consider The X-Factor a forgotten gem and the utter representation of a morose, flawed masterpiece written during an artist's most vulnerable period, only matched by Alice in Chain's Dirt. The final step is to stop being a fuckwad and admit that No Prayer for the Dying is the best thing they ever did outside of the first five, and begin listening to more than four bands (Maiden solo-projects notwithstanding).