Fuck I have had some of the worse experiences with dentists.
When I was 6 my cousin knocked my front tooth in half, since it was not a baby tooth and pretty much a must have for eating I had to have a root canal on my front tooth that took that entire year. I swear to God that dentist was a masochist because he almost seemed to get off when I was wiggling in pain, I remember my mom even being uncomfortable around him. Shitty thing is you need a specialist for shit like that because you can't just go to any dentist to have your front tooth root canaled at age 6.
So anyhow after that this wierd drain thing developed that was no big deal to my awesome dentist who is the most competent that I have dealt with
. Actually I had it for more than 10 years no issues.
That brings me to my next shit fuck story:
Went to a new Dentist, totally newb fuckhead. But this will tie in promise. So I go sit down to have a couple cavities drilled (my mouth sucks). He puts in some Novocain that doesn't work worth a flying fuck, and leaves for a half hour to let it work. Problem is I was the most numb 5 mins after so basically he was leaving me to wait for it to wear off a little (can you tell I have quite a bit of resentment towards this asshole). So he comes back in a half hour and I am not numb at all where I need to be so he shoots me up again and leaves me AGAIN for another half hour. I already hate being in the dentist chair and the asshat leaves me to stare at the wall for another half hour. So he comes back I am still not numb where I need to be (he thought that was weird, whatever there was no way he could drill where he needed to) so he goes "well I guess we have to put it right down in there".
So this is what he did. Took a needle with a flat tip (never seen one before) and stuck it down BETWEEN MY TEETH and put the Novocaine all up in there. I tell you what it doesn't matter at all that your becoming numb at the same time that shit sucked harder than anything I could remember. But at that point I was numb enough
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So then Mr. Awesome proceeds to drill the piss out of my molar till there is a huge gape in the thing then goes "well it's deeper than I thought so your gonna need a root canal"...
So he sticks a half ass filling in and we are done. Problem is I can't get that shit fixed right away and the thought of a canal again was pretty fucked so I thought about having it pulled. Anyhow so afterward the assistant (total fucking ass hat lady moron who doesn't listen to SHIT) goes hey you have this thing right here (points to that drain thing I was talking about) and I say "oh yeah I have had that for 10 years now". She goes "it could get infected your gonna need surgery to rout it out" gives me a script for penicillin and tells me to schedule another appointment for it. I went along with it even though I argued with her for a couple mins, all well walked out with a script I didn't need and a hole in my mouth. Wonderful chock that up to horrid luck with Dentists I guess.
Oh so back to the fucked up tooth... shit got infected so I went to the hospital :er:. Tooth infections suck WAY to much to live with. So I go they throw some goop on it (oh it also broke) and give me penicillin and Tylenol with codeine (that made me sick). I got a bill for $380 a month later.
At this point I am pretty much totally puss about going to see a Dentist. I accidentally punched 2 of them already
. One was the retard one above that left the gape in my mouth when he was poking around with that metal hook thing. Another was the awesome Dr. when he was drilling and when the air hit it, it sent pain down my whole fucking body so intense it made me jump (weird I know, I was numb) I knocked his glasses off
lol
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Another time I went for a cleaning and was told that the metal hook she was using to scrape my gums at the boarder of my teeth should feel good.
Yeah a metal hook on my gums feels amazing!
So at this point I pretty much HAVE to be knocked out for anything or I fucking wont do it. Dentists, dental hygienists, dental assistants can suck a dick.
