Good tour names?

"Gay Men's Circle Jerk sponsored by Honcho magazine" featuring Sonata Artica, Dragonfarce (sic), and Symphony X.
 
hey, what the fuck? symphony x is an awesome band. Don't include them in the same sentence with queers like dragonfarce :mad: :mad: :mad:

Symphony X isn't even power metal.
I thought of that one, but I decided to make up my own tour name, rather than list actual tour names I thought were cool.

I couldn't think of anything so I just put that one out. One hell of a tour as well (except for Fear Factory).