guess who's drunk yet still has more beer??? (official drunk post thread)

Come on, you can do better than that! Look at the amusing ramblings Zach and Jeff post when they're drunk! There are high expectations when drunk posting this forum!:p
 
Oh man, I wish I would've had the internet this weekend. Went to my friend's camp somewhere in Northwestern PA (or something like that). We drank a case of Yuengling the first night (just the two of us), woke up, toured the Straub brewery and drank a few free beers there, ate, napped, and drank a case of Straub last night. Now THAT'S a productive weekend. :)

Maybe I can manage to post something funny here tonight.
 
Ok since im semi anonymous ill tell u the whole story

first i get fucking drunk wine and shit

i throw up

the guys i was hanging with goes home and i say i stay home cuz im feeling sick and shit

i basically falla sleeep in the shoer

i wake up and type this shit

fuck yu
 
Yesterday was the messiest day in my life, except maybe for the day I was born. Glad I didn't manage to write any more, not that I'm glad I managed to write anything.

+5 points for everyone who threw up yesterday. I didn't do it at a bar, though.
 
I'm totally boring when I'm drunk. I just go all tired and uhh... I have posted in this forum a couple times being drunk but I think they made sense. Probably. Don't know. I'm all tired right now.