guess who's drunk yet still has more beer??? (official drunk post thread)

[OfSinsAndShred]

Beer tastes better when there's 9 other beers taped under it.

 

[Beelzebub]

I'd hit it.

 

[Kenneth R.]

I'd hit it so hard that if you pulled me out you'd be the king of England.

Tonight:
Ken 1
Bottles of Wine left: 1

 

[DoomsdayZach]

I'm stoned.

 

[Kenneth R.]

2-0

I pwn you all.

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

Speaking of being drunk, I was well on my way last saturday, lol!:

This is early that night:

This one's after a six pack of beers and a couple of mixed drinks:

 

[Phanto]

i had to go when my friend was missing from the bar

fuck you to the guy wgho said shit about hellwoeen in my other thread fuck yo big time

 

[Kenneth R.]

Somehow I think I'm having the most fun.

 

[Krondor]

Krondor is drunk too!!! And will be tomorrow too!!! Got a long weekend because I'll have an night shift next week, so a lot of drinking this weekend!! PLAAAAAAAH

PS. I'm sure if we had a drinking contest, all finnish ppl would win... All the drinking stories I've heard from the U.S.A are for wimps...

 

[Kenneth R.]

You haven't heard my story. But I was in England, so I guess that doesn't count. America IS for wimps.

 

[Marwen]

I'll drink to that...

 

[ABQShredHead]

I'm sure we all have our stories.

 

[ABQShredHead]

Yeah, so Tech beat Texas. Surprised I can still type...

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

I just experienced another awkward moment while being drunk. This girl called me today at 2 in the morning and I don't remember picking up the phone, lol. I sure hope I didn't tell her anything nasty

ps: I gotta stop drinking

 

[ABQShredHead]

Was she nasty-talk worthy?

 

[Swabs]

You haven't heard my story. But I was in England, so I guess that doesn't count. America IS for wimps.

Whereabouts in England? The drinking habits of this country's denizens varies greatly depending on where you are

 

[Kenneth R.]

London.

 

[Swabs]

Ah, London is waaay too multi-cultural to specify any common drinking habits really.

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

Was she nasty-talk worthy?

Yes, that's the good part, though it is still embarassing. I have a bad habit really. I got this girl and one time I got so damn wasted that I only remember getting to bed. Next day I day I call her as if nothing had happened and she tells me ''are you ok now? '' So I asked her if I had said anything bad to her and she tells me, ''well... you turned me on!''. Funniest shit ever

 

[ABQShredHead]

Sounds like you need to call her when you're drunk.