guess who's drunk yet still has more beer??? (official drunk post thread)

^ You should've posted here while you were drunk.

I'm drinking and cleaning my apartment. I think both will end in bad results. *opens another* (Finnish beer called Karhu)
 
And yeah, that's gotta be an Icarus Witch shirt.
Yeah, I was never that much into their tunes, but they're cool guys. They're from my city, which is cool... because not many bands are. I know they had some lineup changes, though, so I don't know the new drummer (and I think they have a new guitarist?). It's cool to see people sporting their shirts!
 
Went to the pub last night with my mates and got absolutely spannered on Sharp's Doom Bar ale, Southern Comfort, and Rum and Shrub. Woke up and my mouth felt like I'd been chewing a sneaker all night..... :err:
 
Rum beer pot = rambling zach's! (that's funny if you are from olympia and you know of rambling jack's restaurant). Anyway, i'm fucked up and there are a million garlic questions. I'm also downloading a lot of illegal media... no child porn though. because that sucks.
 
Rum beer pot = rambling zach's! (that's funny if you are from olympia and you know of rambling jack's restaurant). Anyway, i'm fucked up and there are a million garlic questions. I'm also downloading a lot of illegal media... no child porn though. because that sucks.

You need to settle down a touch...try to make it to 30, dude. You'll look back at the time you pissed away...and not fondly...trust me.

Ah...nevermind...party on...you only live once.
 
GOD DAMNIT.

I just argued with Zach that the new Street Fighter movie is gonna rule. I mean, yeah, the previews look lame, but motherfuckers are gonna get dragon-punched. The story in Street Fighter is this: "Okay, here's 40 dudes who are ethnically-stereotypical of many nations of the world, and you know one trivial thing about each - let's call those backstories, and then there's - OH SHIT, I JUST HADOKENED YOU IN THE FACE!"

But guess what? Ryu and Ken aren't in the movie. No one's going to get dragon-punched. Or hadokened. "But Chun Li has a Hadoken," you might be saying. Well, then you're gay, because Chun Li's hadoken sucks, and can't even go across the whole screen. I hope Bison stays within like 8 feet of her, so her hadoken will work - otherwise, the plot's gonna get sketchy.

God damnit. You win, Zach. I need another beer.
 
Nice rant :lol: But seriously, what the fuck? A street fighter movie without Ryu and Ken? That's like having sandwiches without bread dude. It's gonna suck, I can feel it.