GOD DAMNIT.
I just argued with Zach that the new Street Fighter movie is gonna rule. I mean, yeah, the previews look lame, but motherfuckers are gonna get dragon-punched. The story in Street Fighter is this: "Okay, here's 40 dudes who are ethnically-stereotypical of many nations of the world, and you know one trivial thing about each - let's call those backstories, and then there's - OH SHIT, I JUST HADOKENED YOU IN THE FACE!"
But guess what? Ryu and Ken aren't in the movie. No one's going to get dragon-punched. Or hadokened. "But Chun Li has a Hadoken," you might be saying. Well, then you're gay, because Chun Li's hadoken sucks, and can't even go across the whole screen. I hope Bison stays within like 8 feet of her, so her hadoken will work - otherwise, the plot's gonna get sketchy.
God damnit. You win, Zach. I need another beer.