Guys, I sold out.

[lizard]

today I bought my first cup of starbucks.

and it may well be my last. why can't we just call the cups small medium and large??

 

[mindspell]

Well, i sold out a long time ago. No goddamn coffeshop around here is making a good expresso so I go to Starbucks.... The lattes there are pretty good too.

 

[0sm0se]

Listen to him not, young Burr. For a tall, grande, or venti latte, the way of the Dark Side it is.

 

[FuSoYa]

have you shat yet?

 

[Baliset]

i bought kripsy kreme coffee this morning.

 

[lizard]

no but my intestines are making strange noises. I took a few sips of this venti vile brew and the hairs on the back of my neck stood up and began doing a hungarian clog dance. I had to pour it out. then I filled the cup back up with regular issue foul government coffee but the starbucks had permeated the paper cup and tainted the real coffee so now I'm so buzzed.