Guys of the BB!

[Smashed]

Stay single-take my word,it's all too fucking hard!

Just when you think you've found the love of your life,she'll turn around and fuck with your head,and you're back to square one.

Avoid the grief and have a wank!

 

[Mark]

Although I do endorse the stressless enjoyment of solitary masturbation, I also endorse the joys of havin' a bird

 

[Lord Tim]

Smashed, I know exactly what you mean, man...!

Still, there's a reason for everything so just hang in there, dude!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

 

[TinMan666]

it's damn true.

 

[spawn]

Ahh square one. Or as I call it, home.

*Starts handing out the beers*

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Spawny, you need to have a house party. The biggest house party known to man, and we will all attend, and show you a good time.

 

[spawn]

Ill empty out the pool and fill it with beer, that ought to be enough for 4 or 5 MD members?

 

[Wrathchild]

Square one, as Jerry Seinfeld says, is the only numbered square on the board. You know where you are, why not stay there?

I think we're all secretly glad that we can't figure relationships out. It's the only thing that keeps the human mind from being totally focused on eating .

Jokes aside Smashed, I know what you mean. Every time you meet someone who just might make a big difference to your life and the way you see the world, she's either already taken or doesn't think of you as potential partner material. Been there, done that. Never again...

W

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally posted by Wrathchild
Never again...

Don't say that, theres hope yet. You never know, you might go down to the shops tomorrow and bump into a lovely lady who happens to be a KISS maniac and loves horror novels.

...but then again, that might not be a good thing, I think its cool having extremely different tastes to my g/f. Makes things more interesting thats for sure.

 

[spawn]

So Blitzy, you are saying that if I meet a woman who doesnt like Digimortal, thinks SFSGSW is the best thrash album of the 80s and only likes Slayers old stuff, that I should STILL go out with her?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Spawny: leave the pool, just get many kegs stacked up near-by. And don't forget, a big sound system, or maybe we can even convince some live acts to play, after all, it will be the biggest house party of all time! Scourge? Dungeon?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

, send her my way.

....you'd be lucky enough to find a metal chick of any sort!

 

[spawn]

Ill hire a Kiss coverband coverband. They should be sufficently removed fromt he ACTUAL band and thus have some semblance of rock in them. That should go off

Bah! Who wants a metal chick anyway! Always borrowing your cds, nicking your tshirts... More trouble than its worth probably

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Thats true. I would have to buy a few more copies of SFSGSW to leave around the house and in the car.

 

[Goreripper]

It's worse when, after three years living together and a week after talking about what you would do together at Christmas, she just comes home one night and says: "I don't love you anymore."

 

[Icarus]

Originally posted by spawn
So Blitzy, you are saying that if I meet a woman who doesnt like Digimortal, thinks SFSGSW is the best thrash album of the 80s and only likes Slayers old stuff, that I should STILL go out with her?

I'll take one of those

 

[Spiff]

We're such a sensitive group of guys here, aren't we?

 

[spawn]

Fuck yes

 

[Wrathchild]

I don't think I'd be very good at the coupledom thing. Having someone else around to talk to just cuts into my TV schedule

W