Guys of the BB!

[Spiff]

This reminds me of a story I have.

In 1997 I was on holidays, but on the last day of my holidays was the work Christmas party, so I decided to go in and make an appearance. Spoke to some of my work chums, and one girl said, "Nicole got a haircut, so you HAVE TO TELL HER IT LOOKS NICE." Easy enough.

So I see Nicole, and as expected it's not very good. She says, "What do you think of it?" and I say, "Sarah told me to say that it looks nice." Neither girl was impressed.

Moral of this story? Don't ask me my opinion on anything if you don't want to hear an honest answer.

 

[KoichCPA]

If you told a guy his haircut looked shit,unless he was a fag,he'd go "ahh well" and finish his beer.

thats the fundimental difference between males and females, chicks are fucking weirdos.

 

[spawn]

But if she got it cut nicely to impress you, then you should notice, its only fair I say

 

[Spiff]

But then you'd say, "Why did you go and do that for? You know that you don't need to get a haircut to impress me! Look at you, you TRAMP, with your fancy hair and all that make-up all over your face, you look like a SCARLET WOMAN! Go on, get out and make a bit of money on the street corner, cos that's what you're dressed for!"

Then again, maybe it'd be better to just smile and say, "Nice hair!"

 

[KoichCPA]

If you tell her it looks nice,you'd get laid. I'd go for the second option to spiff.

 

[spawn]

If thats all it took Koichi, I wouldnt be here in shorts and an Itchy and Scratchy shirt stuffing my stupid face with pizza, let me tell you

 

[Kem]

Well, women suck. Men suck. People suck, as a general rule. What can you do

 

[weetbix]

Move to somewhere highly populated and go postal

 

[Goreripper]

Originally posted by weetbix
Move to somewhere highly populated and go postal

Hey! You're stealing my lines!

Woman who have long hair should wear it down. Why do they go to the trouble of growing hair down to their arse, and then pile it on top of their head like Marge Simpson? Don't they realise how fucking stupid that looks?

 

[weetbix]

A previous post of yours was the inspiration

 

[Lord Tim]

Originally posted by Kem
Well, women suck. Men suck. People suck, as a general rule. What can you do

May I ask the address of this establishment where all of this sucking is taking place?

 

[Mark]

Originally posted by Goreripper
Hey! You're stealing my lines!

Woman who have long hair should wear it down. Why do they go to the trouble of growing hair down to their arse, and then pile it on top of their head like Marge Simpson? Don't they realise how fucking stupid that looks?

But backs off necks.... mmmmmmmmmmmmm... :drool:

 

[Mark]

Oh, and Moony - send me a pic of the new 'do!

 

[Smashed]

I'm changing my name to Teetotal and keeping me mouth shut from now on.I'm now a politically correct SNAG!

And if you dont like it you can fu....... ermm...you're entitled to your opinion

 

[Mark]

SNAGs are bloody annoying tho

 

[Kem]

Hahaha Tim you smart arse

 

[Southy]

geeaz im more and more glad im maried with some of the posts round here...Tinman i tought i got the rogh end of the stick, but fuck you sure take the cake for that don't ya

 

[JonBonJovi]

Man there must be some really fucked up women out there!
i could never be anything like any of these women afore mentioned here!