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Tribal

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Subject: George's backup speech

Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York
and all
Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest
assured
that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety
of
our country will be done.

This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through
this
trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty
differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy
the fortitude of the American people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy,
I say this:
Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped
too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath?

Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans are so hungry
to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that
opportunity for new targets for our aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that
started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow
bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America
call a big ass barbecue.
Ever seen Texas on a map?
Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that way,
Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns.
England? We sent them packing.
Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The
only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to
shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers
aren't
trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop
a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.
Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go
ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a
mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We
will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and
any place that looks and even smells like he was there.
Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed
us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go
ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your
sorry asses.

God bless America!