Happy birhtday to Alexi

Is this thread for real?

Is this dude cob467343royp for real ?
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXI, Wow, you are my hero, remember that time we met and you called me a cunt, do you also remember that album you wrote called AYDY that was a load of shite, do you remember that. AWESOME!, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Like Wow, You are not even 30 and you have sold out. How awesome of you, i love you man. Could you sign my guitar!
 
This is wwaaaaaayyy before April 8th but i know how you feel! I'v been counting down Alexi's birthday since February but i was going to make this thread! No matter, i will make the same one on his birthday agin! HAHAH, and happy early b-day allu! I love you!
 
^Yes i can. Actually, i don't even remember how i fell in love with him in the first place cuz it was such a long time ago but i love the feelings he gives me. He makes me happy and he's the only person i'll ever need. EVen if the passion fades which it slowly will my love will last an eternity. IDK, Alexi's just an amazing person. From everything i'v read about him and seen him do, he's just the perfect one for me.
 
If there was someone else like Alexi, i wouldn't fall in love with them becuz they'd just be Alexi's double. They'd only remind me of Alexi. The only way i'd like anyone else is if they have something else completely differnt from Alexi that means something to me or stands out to me and there's no one else like that.
 
You cannot love someone you've never met, it's not possible. It's emotionally unfeasible.