Happy Dimebag Darrel Died Day!

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Scanned that out of my newspaper.
I eat this chocodile in memory of Dime.
 
How many of you would fuck Dime's wife/girlfriend whatever she was?

She was fat and ugly back then, I wonder how huge she is now. Probably eats a rack of ribs for breakfast then has a sandwich on the way to the can.
 
I'm sure his and Vinnie's strip joint down the street does a lot of business on this day. Lots of people gittin' dem tittays right about now. Me, I'm eating a baked sweet potato.
 
Then let me make a worse one.

Damageplan is better than Pantera.

Soul Bleed > Any Pantera song.

Yeah but you seem to be pretty good at liking shit so that post isn't exactly shocking.

Not to imply that Pantera are good... Never did give a toss about that band.
 
Honestly, I just can't stand Phil Anselmo and I love Pat Lachmans voice. He also made cool riffs for Rob Halford.

But really, on the non metalcore songs on Damageplan, Pat Lachmans emotion was believable. Unlike Anselmo who was always melo-dramatic "IFFF EVVVER WOOORDS WERE SPOOKEN, PAAAINFUL AND UUNTRRUUUE", oh god, shut up.