Happy Valentines Day!

It's all Chaucer's fault, for all you haters. His poem "Parlement of Foules" was the first to refer to Valentine's Day in a romantic sense. It's really just the day St. Valentine was buried after being Martyred. Romantic, no?
 
vikings got viking metal...what have u got? :lol:

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The idea is to appear to be her sex slave until you unload a wad in her eye. That'll show her who's really in control.

ive been told semen tastes just as bad as pussy does :lol:. do you really think she's going to want to spend prolonged mouth-to-dick time down there? :p