Happy Valentines Day!

[snowy]

You live in fucking Norway, since when did Vikings have any sort of attractive reputation?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/215416-woman-if-theres-1-men-theres-gotta-1-women.html

 

[metalheadjohn666]

It's all Chaucer's fault, for all you haters. His poem "Parlement of Foules" was the first to refer to Valentine's Day in a romantic sense. It's really just the day St. Valentine was buried after being Martyred. Romantic, no?

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

You live in fucking Norway, since when did Vikings have any sort of attractive reputation?

vikings got viking metal...what have u got?

 

[the phenom]

vikings got viking metal...what have u got?

Well...they've got Harry Potter

 

[Bodomonkey]

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

Well...they've got Harry Potter

well, what has harry potter got?



























don't say his magic stick now

 

[metalheadjohn666]

vikings got viking metal...what have u got?

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^!

 

[shredtastical]

The idea is to appear to be her sex slave until you unload a wad in her eye. That'll show her who's really in control.

ive been told semen tastes just as bad as pussy does . do you really think she's going to want to spend prolonged mouth-to-dick time down there?

 

[Undefined]

ive been told semen tastes just as bad as pussy does . do you really think she's going to want to spend prolonged mouth-to-dick time down there?

Pussy tastes bad?? I don't know what kind of girl you've been dating but next time make her take a shower.

 

[Swabs]

vikings got viking metal...what have u got?

England started Metal.


Fuck yourself

 

[shredtastical]

Pussy tastes bad?? I don't know what kind of girl you've been dating but next time make her take a shower.

well it isn't candy

 

[SomeoneWild]

I've heard pussy smells like fish

 

[shredtastical]

I've heard pussy smells like fish

because he's never smelled it himself

 

[SomeoneWild]

because he's never smelled it himself

That's right!

 

[shredtastical]

That's right!

i feel for you

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

England started Metal.

(QFT)²

 

[Dred]

I've heard pussy smells like fish

Take a shower and it becomes a non-issue.

 

[SomeoneWild]

lulz