I'm thinking about getting some Spa gift certificates for 'er indoors. Maybe a facial and manicure or something.
Have you ever given a chick a facial?
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Hehe, I thought you were talking about something else. 
The spa thing could be a good idea if your wife likes that kind of stuff. Make it a gift certificate though, so she can choose what she specifically wants. Why not? Pampering and a day away from the kids=good.
The spa thing could be a good idea if your wife likes that kind of stuff. Make it a gift certificate though, so she can choose what she specifically wants. Why not? Pampering and a day away from the kids=good.
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The kind that benefits me, yes. 
Chicks seem to be way into the whole bath crap, always makes a good gift like flowers or chocolate I suppose. I've probably paid for one in some form or another without remembering/realizing it. Hopefully I got a reacharound in return (unlikely).
Chicks seem to be way into the whole bath crap, always makes a good gift like flowers or chocolate I suppose. I've probably paid for one in some form or another without remembering/realizing it. Hopefully I got a reacharound in return (unlikely).
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WTF, I thought this was going to be one of those "anal sex" threads. I actually did a double-arm pump and said "Yesssss" when I read it 
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This thread is in 4-star territory already.Marksveld said:WTF, I thought this was going to be one of those "anal sex" threads. I actually did a double-arm pump and said "Yesssss" when I read it
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Speaking of good lines that I'll have to remember- my history teacher said today, "If you don't watch the Simpsons than you must be a communist." Brilliant.
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So there was this dude once, he found chicks at the mall and told them he had a free facial treatment if they were interested. So he'd take them back to his creepy 1-bedroom apartment, blindfold them, and give them their facial (nothing to do with a spa *wink wink nudge nudge*). He was later arrested, but I say that's bullshit. If those chicks were THAT FUCKING STUPID they deserved it.
Muwahahaahahahaa............... 
Who is the sicker man? The one who posts the innocent thread, or the dirty bitch that misinterprets it's true meaning?
Now that you have tarnished this pleasant discusson on beauty products and potential jacuzzi bathing, you might as well carry on and talk about jizzing your load over some bint's eyelids.
Who is the sicker man? The one who posts the innocent thread, or the dirty bitch that misinterprets it's true meaning?
Now that you have tarnished this pleasant discusson on beauty products and potential jacuzzi bathing, you might as well carry on and talk about jizzing your load over some bint's eyelids.
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How did that dude get away with giving those chicks facials? Did he have his grecian formula stuck away in some beeker? Obviously, the sounds of a hand filliping a twatwurst sausage would trigger the person in removing the blindfold! Surely, you think!!!
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Marksveld said:
My line of the day was an Eddie Izzard one - "I like my women like I like my coffee - with a spoon in them"
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I say we blame the 5 year old, the dad innocently left a loaded gun on the counter because he had to go take a dump. Fuckin' kids...JayKeeley said:
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As creepy as that is innately, it's doubly so when combined with your avatar. I mean, we're talking rapist territory.Marksveld said:
