Heineken

Heineken is a terrible lager, Beck's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreineken

From what I understand the stuff actually brewed in Holland is good (the US variety is brewed here).
 
One Inch Man said:
Heineken is a terrible lager, Beck's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreineken

From what I understand the stuff actually brewed in Holland is good (the US variety is brewed here).
i toured the heineken brewery in amsterdam, and they give you 3 free beers, which is pretty cool...for some reason it was super malty, it was good actually

-homer, we've developed this additive that makes beer super malty, would you like to try it?
-wait a minute, is this going to erase my memory?
-no, not at all
(pours liquid into beer)
(duffman grabs homer and injects him with syringe, homer faints)
-man, that is malty
 
The best Duffman line EVAR is when he's watering his lawn:

"That brown patch could use a little H2O. OHHHHH YEAH!!!"

:lol: xfu0824824uhdso42i2r98y24uhfrws98y24o42982408urwijo4529u42o8uy
 
One Inch Man said:
The best Duffman line EVAR is when he's watering his lawn:

"That brown patch could use a little H2O. OHHHHH YEAH!!!"

:lol: xfu0824824uhdso42i2r98y24uhfrws98y24o42982408urwijo4529u42o8uy

Yeah, I totally lost it when I saw this...

"That brown patch could use a little H2 OHHHHH YEAH"

Fixed ;)
 
Marksveld said:
Yeah, I totally lost it when I saw this...

"That brown patch could use a little H2 OHHHHH YEAH"

Fixed ;)
no, actually it really is "H20...oh yeah!"

and it really bugs me, it should seriously be "H2O-YEAH" but it isn't...
 
Argh! Well, I stand corrected... sorry Adrian.

And by the way, to accompany my picture in the Sam Adams thread...

beerwtf2.jpg
 
Marksveld said:
Argh! Well, I stand corrected... sorry Adrian.

And by the way, to accompany my picture in the Sam Adams thread...

beerwtf2.jpg

Haha, well i wokd up naked in my bed with an open bottle of Heiny next to it, with BLITZKRIEG at full blast on my laptop, which was also in my bed.
 
Marksveld said:
I had roughly 14 shots of Jim Beam last night, and I woke up in my bed covered in piss. It was a fucking amazing night.

:lol:

and Saturday night is just around the corner :loco:
 
Yeah... we're doing it again! I could have very well just stood there pissing on my bed, because I don't remember a thing. I don't drink to get drunk very often.. so I was totally wrecked.
 
Marksveld said:
Yeah... we're doing it again! I could have very well just stood there pissing on my bed, because I don't remember a thing. I don't drink to get drunk very often.. so I was totally wrecked.

sounds like some THRASH METAL TERROR!

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