You may investigate all you wish but you will not find the imposter you seek, for I am not an imposter but a respectable new member of this discussion group. This "Derek" chap is a Scot and cannot be trusted by any measure (as indeed no Scot should ever be, they are braggards and fools indeed).
He seeks to degrade my character and I take that as an offence my dishonourable chum.
"CT_thrash", I have come to admire your rump on many occasion and have often thought for long hours into the night about becoming upon a juncture allowing me to facilitate it as a platter at one of my many dinner parties.
Thank you.