Who the fuck is this ham n egger who claims to be cut from the same cloth as I?!?! Eric Tomassetti Esquire, informed me that there was a man from Sussex claiming to be the Acaitollah of Rock-N-Rolla. Motherfucker's teeth are so green, he deposited a bicuspid in a ROTH account. In all seriousness, are the Brits under Universal Health Care?!?! Holy fucking Christ!!!!!!
Anyhow, it's been many a year since I last perused this forum filled with two bit whores and loquacious lackeys who know as much about musical composition as a Chinaman who got his surname by being tumbled down a staircase holding a fistful of spoons. Nevermore, a band once heralded to be as groovy as Jade Marcel in the back seat of a PT Cruiser has degenerated themselves to a cadre of cash fiending fret board fibrillators. It's no surprise that this Cypher450 faggoth has clung to their music like a mollusk on the side of a brine beaten stone. Folks, where is your Kevorka? All I see is STAGNATION!! A worm hole of stagnation thanks to the likes of Captain Bra and his merry men of the AoC. Fucking lemmings who capture their MMO conquests and up them to youtube with Into Eternity as the backdrop. Level 70? Fucking Pathetic!!!
Can you fornicators and troglodytes do me a favor and never insinuate that I am behind these second rate screen personas again?!? Cliquey faggoths who are all destined to be in loveless cohabitating relationships. The women suffering from physical abuse, with the men suffering the strains of emotional neglect. Bunch of Jersey Jews and Seattle Semites. Every latte a conversation piece, every post another step towards settling on an online gash two steps down in beauty from Ms. Marcel. A talking, walking, breathing gash, who will throttle your best friend while you're tending towards manual labor in order to bring home the brisket for your genome flawed fuck child. Fucking sickening, the whole lot of you!