actually i have a story about linux, i was on a course once where they got some guy from IBM in to teach us some linux, standard issue linux fanatic, scandanavian, bald goatee, even had sandals, total plonker who taught he was quite droll. he kept regaling us with tales of how he used to hack his college network. wow impressive. Anyway we were farting around with some typically user friendly bollox like pine and my profile started fucking up etc etc, linuxboy was chuckling down the end of the class so i told him to quit it and he said i should figure out a way to stop it. So two seconds later a coke bottle went whizzing past his head. he stopped then. Moral: linux= twattery