Hey America: Stop Naming your kids stupid shit!

[waif]

I heard about a Swedish woman trying to name her kid Metallica.

 

[damnromulans]

I can think of worse names. Like Bertha.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

nothing is worse than the idiot couple in Sweden who named their damned child Metallica.

 

[The Butt]

Natasha is a name that gets on my nerves, sounds bitchy as fuck.

Danny just sounds fucking gay, plus I've had bad blood with every Danny I've met. Daniel is okay, call yourself Danny and I'm going to find you and punch you in the throat.

Edit: Ghetto families have the worst names though I will admit. If you're called Dishaun you can go die.

 

[damnromulans]

Japanese names are cool, ones I like are

m: Ichiro, Shin, Kaisei, Jun, Kazuki
f: Sayaka, Emi, Shiori, Natsumi, Ayumi

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I like Slavic names (if it's not obvious by my screen name): Vladamir, Svetlana, Boris, Nikolai, Borivoj, Miroslav, Ludmila, Nadzieja, Zdzislawa, Zernebog are all pretty badass, but Zbigniew is my all time favorite.

 

[The Butt]

Zbigniew is pretty manly.

 

[damnromulans]

Ludmila reminds me of "Stupid Ludmila" from "The Painted Bird" by Jerzy Kosinski. The one where they shoved a glass bottle up her and kicked it and it broke inside her and she died.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Clearly some anti-soviet bloc cold war propaganda.

 

[damnromulans]

Polish social commentary fiction about life in rural wartime that may have been plagiarized

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Painted_Bird

Who cares about the authenticity and whatnot, it's a fucking incredible and devastating book and you can buy it at B&N!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I hate the name... Todd

Not my actual name, but I often go by it.

 

[Mort Divine]

I went to school with a girl named Nova who had a sister named Dakota.

 

[DarkBliss]

I like Angela for girls.

My Russian name is Sasha. Alex is the Americanized/Hebewtized version.
My brother's name is Igal'(with a soft l in the end). Igal' means savior/"one that will save" in Hebrew.
He would've been Igor had he been born in Russia/Ukraine.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Hello Sasha, I'm Jonas, brother of Henrik and son of Dan and Karin.

 

[Mort Divine]

Interestingly enough their mothers' name was Angela.

My favorite (girl)name is Ariana with Farah right behind it

 

[DarkBliss]

Hello Sasha, I'm Jonas, brother of Henrik and son of Dan and Karin.

Nice to meet ya. Cool names.
My parents' names are Inna(mom) and Misha(dad).

 

[damnromulans]

I was always partial to Shlomo. My best friend's name is Sasha but she is a female American Jew.

My parents have such old school American names: Barbara and Gary. If I were male my dad would have named me Socrates. Thank the devil I am female.

 

[DarkBliss]

Haha, Shlomo sounds silly to me,but only if you pronounce it accentuating the first syllable. You know, cos it's associative with Shlumiel and Shlemazel.

I always wondered are Barbara and Barbra the same name?

 

[Pessimism]

At least the nickname "Aria" is very nice.
An oldie but a goodie: welcome baby Aryan Justice to the forum

 

[waif]

Only ignorant people spell it "Barbra."