Hey... any of you guys ever smell yourselves?

[Srontgorrth]

I smelled my belly button lint once and it was terrible

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I smell like a foot that's been dipped in a an ass.

 

[damnromulans]

Taco Bell?

I used to pick at my b.b. lint until my b.b. bled.

Oh, innie here. If I were an outie I'd do the surgery myself, cannot wear fitted shirts with a nub poking through it!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't even scrape it out; simply lathering my front in the shower with soap twice a day does the job. Then again, I'm one of those effeminate skinny emo bastards you could imagine in a mall, so maybe we girly men don't get lint, just as we don't get chest hair.

Deep innie too, which makes it all the more peculiar.

EDIT: 666, w00t.

 

[Episteme]

Innie belly buttons are awesome.

 

[damnromulans]

I don't even scrape it out; simply lathering my front in the shower with soap twice a day does the job. Then again, I'm one of those effeminate skinny emo bastards you could imagine in a mall, so maybe we girly men don't get lint, just as we don't get chest hair.

Deep innie too, which makes it all the more peculiar.

EDIT: 666, w00t.

I would describe my body type as the dessert product Bill Cosby made infamous through his TV advertising, and I don't even shower every day most of the time. Perhaps this is why.

 

[Srontgorrth]

I weigh 130 and am 6'1" and get lint, you're just lucky

 

[damnromulans]

Lint is getting old, move along. How about swampass? That's something everyone has experienced but is usually too gross to talk about.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I often go the lavatory and wipe it out with tissue. Some people stuff the asscrack full of baby powder, but I like my anus to be free from all powders and secretions.

 

[Cythraul]

Whenever I get swampass I worry that I've accidentally shit myself a little bit. It's a genuine worry too because I wouldn't be able to smell whether I actually shat myself of not.

 

[Pessimism]

No belly button, no problem.

 

[damnromulans]

Wait, wait, hold the phone - swampass is wipeable? I thought it was just the sensation of sitting too long and your ass feeling a little sweaty, like when your hair is growing back

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Yeah, I actually grossed myself out when I posted it.

 

[Episteme]

I used to get swampass all the time when I was training to be a firefighter and when I was actually attending to a call in full protective gear. Used to sweat so much in those things, it was ridiculous.

 

[Matt]

Yeah, FUCK THE POLICE

WITH AN HIV CARRIER

NO VASELINE IN AN M16

 

[unknown]

Gold Bond helps take care of swampass *thumbs up*

for some reason, my middle finger always smells. if I let my nails grow, I'll wake up in the morning with this crap under my middle finger nails, and I have no idea what it is. it doesn't smell like shit...it's really bizarre

 

[JontRevolting]

this bloke I used to work with,only a young dude stank so bad I swear he used to carry decomposing lamb chops in his pocket.He had numerous complaints to management about it,which of course they had to follow up on.I used to score pot off this dude every now and then and once I had to use his toliet.the lid of his toilet was cacked in about half an inch of shit.

 

[damnromulans]

this bloke I used to work with,only a young dude stank so bad I swear he used to carry decomposing lamb chops in his pocket.He had numerous complaints to management about it,which of course they had to follow up on.I used to score pot off this dude every now and then and once I had to use his toliet.the lid of his toilet was cacked in about half an inch of shit.

Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clean that shit up!

At my bf's Japanese language class, there's a Chinese kid who smells like a public restroom all the time. Unfortunately for bf who is the only non-Japanese-beginner in the class who can also speak Mandarin, he gets the great pleasure of spending one-on-one time with TB (Toilet Boy) explaining Japanese grammar to him in Chinese every Wednesday for a couple hours.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Gold Bond helps take care of swampass *thumbs up*

for some reason, my middle finger always smells. if I let my nails grow, I'll wake up in the morning with this crap under my middle finger nails, and I have no idea what it is. it doesn't smell like shit...it's really bizarre

Is it a waxy white/grey/yellow substance? I scratch my scalp a lot when sleeping, which results in all sorts of skin oils and dead skin cells being wedged underneath the nails.

 

[unknown]

no it's like a rusty color