Hey Emily!

[Captain Beard]

Some odd discussion being had in IRC a few moments ago abut cannibalism made me wonder.

Do you taste like chicken?



Edit: Not a sexual question. Unless you want it to be.

Edit Edit: *slurpslurpslurpslurpslurp*

 

[Super Mahrio]

the blood of virgins is so pure and tasty

 

[Malergion]

I want to wear the skin of a princess.

 

[Morganna]

LOL! Emily would be moist and tender.

Like I said, I would be gamey and stringy from years of coffee consumption.

 

[Captain Beard]

IRC: Professionals at Sociopathic conversation.

<Mah> Emily would taste like chicken
<Shannon> I might be a little gaimy from all the years of coffee drinking.
<Shannon> But yesh, Emily is pure, the blood of virgins is the best you know. :>
<Shannon> This is getting creepy. LOL!
<NoLordy> Not to me, I've conversed over more.
<Mah> hmmmmmmmmm BLOOD
<Mah> thats the tasty part

 

[Malergion]

I wonder if a torture victim would be stringy or tender.

 

[Morganna]

LOL!

Edit: Torturing would be tenderizing the meat!

 

[Captain Beard]

Did you beat them with a meat tenderizer?

 

[Malergion]

I soaked them in worcestershire sauce.

 

[Morganna]

A rolling pin works in a pinch though.

 

[Captain Beard]

The meat needs a good beating before eating.

 

[Malergion]

Suppose we feed them to themselves and then call the result Man-haggis?

 

[Captain Beard]

Works for me, long as the seasoning is good.

This needs an MST3K joke.

"Fingal you are miiine! (IN BEARNAISE SAUCE!)"

 

[Morganna]

 

[Super Mahrio]

Works for me, long as the seasoning is good.

This needs an MST3K joke.

"Fingal you are miiine! (IN BEARNAISE SAUCE!)"

Yes...

 

[Malergion]

I'll have what I'm having.

 

[Captain Beard]

[10:52pm] <NoLordy> What would karen taste like...
[10:52pm] <NoLordy> probably too lean.
[10:52pm] <NoLordy> not much flavor.
[10:52pm] <NoLordy> She'd need some fry oil from max or myself.
[10:52pm] <Shannon> LOL
[10:52pm] <Mah> not enough meat on her

*irrelevant*

[10:53pm] <Shannon> Yeah, we would use her as like bacon wrapped around one of Emily's legs.
[10:54pm] <Shannon> We can cook em up on the george foreman grill.
[10:54pm] <Mah> now that would be tasty...chicken in a bacon wrap...err Emily in a Karen wrap

 

[Super Mahrio]

mmmmm.....

 

[Malergion]

When you eat me, how will you season me, I wonder.

 

[Morganna]

Mmmm, lets get the table ready, Mah! Shall I break out the good china?