Hey Emily!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

great thread

 

[Captain Beard]

When you eat me, how will you season me, I wonder.

Pimentos and some Jack Daniel's sauce from TGI Fridays.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Mmmm, lets get the table ready, Mah! Shall I break out the good china?

yeah the blue ones!

 

[Morganna]

That would make for a tasty Glenn!

 

[Captain Beard]

[10:59pm] <NoLordy> Who haven't we discussed...
[10:59pm] <NoLordy> Joe
[10:59pm] <NoLordy> Isabel
[10:59pm] <NoLordy> hrm
[10:59pm] <Shannon> LOL
[10:59pm] <Shannon> Yes, lets discuss joe!
[10:59pm] <Shannon> LMAO
[10:59pm] <NoLordy> Karmic
[10:59pm] <Mah> Isabel would be prime cut sirloin....Joe? BUTT STEAK
[10:59pm] <NoLordy> and Steve too
[10:59pm] <Mah> Martin is swedish sirloin...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[10:59pm] <Shannon> LOL
[10:59pm] <Shannon> Joe would be pickled pigs feet.
[11:00pm] <NoLordy> Prime cut? From her breasts?
[11:00pm] <Mah>
[11:00pm] <Mah> PERV
[11:00pm] <Shannon> Hahahha!
[11:00pm] <NoLordy> hey, you're gonna eat somebody, they're not going to wear clothes.

 

[Malergion]

I had cob of Bob
I had steak of Rob
I had mincemeat Peggy pie
I had veal of Neal
I had loaf of Olaf
And for dessert some candied Sam

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I want someone ground up and burger'd.

 

[Dead Winter]

A girl I once knew drank so much Big Red that her pussy tasted like cotton candy.

 

[Captain Beard]

I had cob of Bob
I had steak of Rob
I had mincemeat Peggy pie
I had veal of Neal
I had loaf of Olaf
And for dessert some candied Sam

I dunno, you'd have trouble convincing Samantha into getting into a position as to be killed and eaten.

A girl I once knew drank so much Big Red that her pussy tasted like it.

Bubblegum, strawberry, and vanilla? I'd eat it.

 

[Morganna]

Samantha is hunter, not prey!

 

[Malergion]

I think we ought to have a meat competition. The person with the best tasting flesh is the winner. First prize is a new Showtime rotisserie.

 

[Captain Beard]

So, Ron Popeil is cooking us, is he?

 

[Malergion]

He's going to eat us with his liver spots. They're actually sentient worm creatures with an apetite for roast human.

 

[Dead Winter]

I don't see how human flesh could be any worse than pig's feet or hog maws.

 

[Captain Beard]

At least Cousin Ron will be there to handle the knives.

Hey, we forgot to discuss what Will would take like.

 

[Super Mahrio]

something tells me that Will would taste like CORNED BEEF...but thats just me

 

[Morganna]

What about the new Mr. T cooker? Remember, he pities the fool that has to defrost! We could freeze Kevin for later, and pop him in and it will still be succulent.

 

[Malergion]

He'd taste like roast 'Zarth of course.

FLAVA WAVE

 

[Captain Beard]

Laura would taste of duck, naturally.

 

[Morganna]

something tells me that Will would taste like CORNED BEEF...but thats just me

Shit, I love corned beef hash!