Hey Perniciosa!

Captain Beard

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I've always wondered... What bought you to this board? We're all assholes.. what made you want to stay? And also, I hope you don't take it personally, bit you look almost plastic, like a doll... what is your diet? You're so thin... I can't imagine how you do it.
 
Captain Beard said:
We're all assholes..

Well that's the main attraction, isn't it? That and James of course :)

you look almost plastic, like a doll... what is your diet?

I have no diet I just have great metabolism... I eat alot and I eat everything. The only thing is that I try to aviod food cooked in tones of oil mainly because of my stomach problems
I look plastic probably because of the way I hold myself straight and that has probaby something to do with me practicing gymnastics when I was younger...I don't know...
 
perniciosa said:
I have no diet I just have great metabolism... I eat alot and I eat everything.

Thats like my girlfriend... she's skinny, yet eats more than I do at every sitting.
 
You'll get a picture when she lets me take a picture of her. Someone here has seen one, but its something I don't share. Sorry boys...

How do you know she's not 350 pounds, black with bad teeth, and a face that could make a shit-eater vomit?
 
If someone makes a connection between my taste for women and the SF incident... I swear to Odin... You shall be wearing your nipples as eyelids.