Hey Perniciosa!

[Lord Foul]

I never said I was ashamed... I may be regretful, but never shame.

Well said. One of the tenets of my personal belief system is to never be ashamed or guilty.

 

[derek]

Whatever. More than Max is getting.

Oh, I was kidding!

*huggles*

 

[Anvil]

Oh, I was kidding!

*huggles*

*snuggles*

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Don't bring Max into this; he has no dick.

 

[Anvil]

Don't bring Max into this; he has no dick.

Yea, we were both present for that.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

In the interest of dispelling any doubt that I am, in fact, a dirty old man:

Here's a list of places it would be legal to bang the Wench if it weren't for those other pesky laws about transporting minors across state lines for the purposes of sex. There's probably one about picking up underage girls on the internet too.

Wow.

 

[Anvil]

Wow.

...Thinking about planning a trip? :Smug:

 

[Lord Foul]

Clearly the humorous tone of my initial post was lost through the Magic Of The Internet(tm), and thus came out rather creepier than intended. C'est la vie.

 

[neal]

i got it. i mean, i still think you're a durty old man, but the humorous tone was pretty obvious. perv.

 

[Captain Beard]

Jesus, are you really that desperate for sex? (That goes to the males AND Isabel)

*shakes finger* Deviously naughty!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

When did I say anything about being desperate for sex?

 

[Lunar Still]

In the interest of dispelling any doubt that I am, in fact, a dirty old man:

Here's a list of places it would be legal to bang the Wench if it weren't for those other pesky laws about transporting minors across state lines for the purposes of sex. There's probably one about picking up underage girls on the internet too.

Look at Colorado....12? Holy freakin' statutory.

 

[flying_whale]

i whole heartly welcome pernicioasa and isabel in seattle. it is in the spirit of the law

fucking 12, that is insane. twelve year olds, are stupid and incapable of deciding for themselves. they are 6th graders. 6th graders are not responsible.
look at sexi alexi 94 for an example.

 

[Captain Beard]

When did I say anything about being desperate for sex?

The night Eric cockslapped you

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hey, that was cockslap rape.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, I figured it was consensual. Poor Eric, how many times did he say no?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hahahahah.

 

[EricT]

7 times... but she kept insisting and then cock slapped herself. I felt so violated. I wanted my mommy

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You were asking for it, slut.

 

[Captain Beard]

Did anyone get video of Eric cowering in the corner?






Now if only I had to balls to do this shit in person I should try. Encourage me, Eric, damnit!