Hey Perniciosa!

[EricT]

You were asking for it, slut.

It was my high heels, wasn't it? WASN'T IT?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It was that look on your face, you cocktease.

 

[Captain Beard]

Stop it, you're both making me hot.

 

[EricT]

It was that look on your face, you cocktease.

You violated me in several ways I never want to be violated in ever again... and 1 way that was quite acceptable.

But that doesn't change the fact that I am severly traumatized by this whole experience and can never face you again, you violator of the innocent! So much therapy, so little time...

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll hold your hand if you want. You're a strong man, you face her, slap her hand and say "No! I do not like that!"

 

[EricT]

*Sniffle*, It just won't work... Just... *sniffle* too... traumatic.

 

[EricT]

And *sniffle*, if I say no, she'll just *sniffle*... beat me like last time...

 

[EricT]

*sniffle*

 

[Captain Beard]

Well I'd intervene but I fear it looked a little weird if she overpowered me as well. So, yeah... uh... let's just forget about it.

 

[derek]

Hey, don't like all girls want it all the time? Just that they're real good at hiding it?

 

[Anvil]

Hey, don't like all girls want it all the time? Just that they're real good at hiding it?

Mostly.

At least thats what us guys like to believe.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Hey, don't like all girls want it all the time? Just that they're real good at hiding it?

They can't even hide it when I'm around.

 

[Anvil]

They can't even hide it when I'm around.

Thats because you're doing enough hiding for all of them.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Yeah, I'm a tricky bastard.

 

[BACARDI BREEZER]

Czechoslovakia .

THERE IS NO CZECHOSLOVAKIA

 

[Bacchante]

....LRD?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I don't think LRD is educated enough to know that Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore.

 

[EricT]

Maybe he saw a gay porno entitled "The downfall of Czechoslovakia and the uprising of one mans penis" or something like that...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Actually, he starred in it.

 

[Captain Beard]

...That wouldn't surprise me actually.