hey smarties: tell me about box turtles

[azal]

I'll always remember Conseco as the baseball player with bad hockey hair. He was very Miam Vice but in a very bad way.

 

[minxnim]

chupe i mean you can just take it away from the road ya know?

 

[minxnim]

so basically none of you a-holes has ANY tips to offer on how to take care of a turtle

 

[azal]

unless you have a large aquarium or yard I wouldn't reccomend it chief.

they poop a lot.

 

[chupe666]

Don Johnson white suit pink shirt bad or Philip Michael Thomas blue suit why am i in this show bad?

 

[chupe666]

get the turtle an IRA. make sure it's a ROTH IRA though, those are better.

 

[azal]

no...that stuff is cool. Conseco is bad in the "trying to pull of a Don Johnson vibe but failing" kind of way.

 

[chupe666]

ah.

you know, i never realized there was a game for that either.

 

[minxnim]

azal, are you sure, just for box turtles? my friend is saying hers only poops once a day and always in his water dish, so she just rinses it out.
i need the facts here people!

 

[chupe666]

IN the dish? maybe he likes distilled water. or beer.

 

[minxnim]

dude, chupe do NOT diss the turtle ok???

 

[chupe666]

hey, if that turtle's into beer, i am DEFINITELY NOT dissing him. in fact, i may fly out to hang with him cuz he's probably got a posse and some flibbity jibbity HO action.

 

[minxnim]

YES a turtle of mine will definitely have ho's

 

[minxnim]

that's cute except i dont think that's what my friend has

 

[xfer]

amanda turtles are really easy to take care of. the one i know loves fruit....grapes, cherries, whatever!

the math teacher at my school has one, so i can ask her for some tips she's discovered.

 

[minxnim]

please do alex. my friend wouldn't need to give it to me until she moves in a few months but if she does end up not being able to take it, i want to know what to do!

 

[azal]

it's really weird how cute turtles can be. Like you look at it, and it shouldn't be cute, but it is.

guys I threw up on the parliament building last night, it was hot. sup!

 

[minxnim]

A little kid puked on me this morning =(
Maybe it was azal. I won't admit it if it was.

 

[xfer]

in washington DC once i peed on the side of the department of commerce en route home from a bar!

 

[Baliset]

i took a crap on the top of the isle of capri