YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD NOTHIN LIKE THIS
STICKS AND STONES; BREAKING BONES WITH MY DICK
CHUBBY CHECKER SAYS LET'S DO THE TWIST
IMMA UPPER DECKER YOUR FAGGOT FACE WITH MY FIST
PISS OFF A POOL TABLE INTO YOUR CUP
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG; BOTTOMS UP! BOTTOMS UP!
DROP A DEUCE IN YOUR HOT APPLE PIE
MAKE MYSELF AT HOME IN YO MAMA'S BROWN EYE
BUT WAIT SON! I AIN'T DONE!
OPEN UP WIDE CAUSE HERE I COME
LIKE KOOL-AID MAN BUSTIN UP A WALL OF BRICK
THAT'S THE STORY OF MY DICK
DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DOUCHEHOLE?
MAKING YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL IS THE SUPREME GOAL
IMMA MAKE YOU CRY, IMMA MAKE YOU SCREAM
IMMA PERMEATE YOUR MIND AND LIVE WITHIN YOUR DREAMS
GET YOU DRUNK ON ANGER, GET YOU HIGH ON HATE
JUST WHEN YOU THINK I'M THROUGH; IMMA OPEN THE GATE
BURNING YOUR SOUL FROM THE INSDIE OUT
I'M BENNY HINN AND YOUR ON THE GROUND
SHAKIN', WRITHIN', AND FEELIN' THE PAIN
I'LL STAND YOU UP JUST TO BLESS YOU AGAIN
DROWNING YOU IN A DOUCHEBAG RIVER OF FIRE
YOU'VE NEVER HAD AN EXPERIENCE QUITE AS DIRE
LONG, HARD, IMPOSSIBLY THICK
THAT'S THE STORY OF MY DICK
