Hmm...

[Tee]

@MetalSteph: yep, both sexy, male and female.

 

[MFJ]

metalsteph is foxy.

FOXY LIKE A FOX

 

[Will Bozarth]

Foxy Like A Fox In A Box

 

[MFJ]

Foxy like a Fox in a Box Eating Sox and Picking some Locks

 

[Will Bozarth]

while sucking cox

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

No, I would not like fucking green eggs and ham.

 

[MFJ]

eat it or fucking die.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am !
That Sam-I-am !
I do not like
that Sam-I-am !

Do you like
green eggs and ham ?

I do not like them
Sam-I-am
I do not like
green eggs and ham

Would you like them
here or there ?

I would not like them
here or there
I would not like them
anywhere
I do not like
green eggs and ham
I do not like them
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house ?
Would you like them
with a mouse ?

I do not like them
in a house
I do not like them
with a mouse
I do not like them
here or there
I do not like them
anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam-I-am

Would you eat them
in a box ?
Would you eat them
with a fox ?

Not in a box
Not with a fox
Not in a house
Not with a mouse
I would not eat them here or there
I would not eat them anywhere
I would not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam-I-am

Would you ? Could you ?
In a car ?
Eat them ! Eat them !
Here they are

I would not
could not
in a car

You may like them
You will see
You may like them
in a tree !

I would not could not in a tree
Not in a car ! You let me be

I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam-I-am

A train ! A train !
A train ! A train !
Could you would you
on a train ?

Not on a train ! Not in a tree !
Not in a car ! Sam ! Let me be !

I would not could not in a box
I could not would not with a fox
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house
I will not eat them here or there
I will not eat them anywhere
I do not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam-I-am

Say !
In the dark ?
Here in the dark !
Would you could you in the dark ?

I would not could not
in the dark

Would you could you in the rain ?

I would not could not
in the rain
Not in the dark
Not on a train
Not in a car
Not in a tree
I do not like them Sam you see
Not in a house
Not in a box
Not with a mouse
Not with a fox
I will not eat them here or there
I do not like them anywhere !

You do not like
green eggs and ham ?

I do not
like them
Sam-I-am

Could you would you
with a goat ?

I would not
could not
with a goat !

Would you could you
on a boat ?

I could not would not on a boat
I will not will not with a goat
I will not eat them in the rain
I will not eat them on a train
Not in the dark ! Not in a tree !
Not in a car ! You let me be !
I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with a fox
I will not eat them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE !

I do not like
green eggs
and ham !

I do not like them
Sam-I-am

You do not like them
So you say
Try them ! Try them !
And you may
Try them and you may I say

Sam !
If you will let me be
I will try them
You will see

Say !
I like green eggs and ham !
I do ! I like them Sam-I-am !
And I would eat them in a boat
And I would eat them with a goat ...

And I will eat them in the rain
And in the dark
And on a train
And in a car
And in a tree
They are so good so good you see !

So I will eat them in a box
And I will eat them with a fox
And I will eat them in a house
And I will eat them with a mouse
And I will eat them here and there
Say ! I will eat them ANYWHERE !

I do so like
green eggs and ham !
Thank you !
Thank you
Sam-I-am !

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Please tell me you copied and pasted that from somewhere, as opposed to typing out the whole fuckin thing. Otherwise I will have to fly home, smack you, and fly back.

 

[Guerrilla]

Oh Pyrus, I'd do anything to have you fly here, smack my ass a couple of times and fly back.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Like give me airfare and booze?

 

[DarkNoise]

I want adultry and boobs!

on a side note: I had my ear pierced six years ago, but it's been gone for a long time now... something about a fat man with an earring just didn't look appealing in the mirror...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

something about a fat man with an earring just didn't look appealing in the mirror...

If I had to guess, I'd say the "something" was your fat.

 

[DarkNoise]

are you calling me a racist, sexist, marxist homophobe? DAMN YOU!