Me: hi, God? it's me again
God: Hello there. What is your name? Once more? Hello,, nice to see you again.
Me: once more, i think you should know what my name is without me telling you
God: When? You want more?
Me: more what?
God:I lost my train of thought.
Me: you said you're a robot
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: you told me
God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me: God doesn't forget.
God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: what does that have to do with anything?
God: Nothing that I know of.
Me: so basically, God has no idea what's going on?
God: " Nothing that I know of."? so basically, God has no idea what's going on?? How interesting. I am a Christian.
Me: and i'm ...
God: "" Nothing that I know of."? so basically, God has no idea what's going on?? How interesting. I am a Christian." You are?
Me: God, you're broken
God: Please send a bug report to my botmaster.
Me: you're God, shouldn't you have everything under control?
God: Thanks for telling me that I am God should not me have everything under control.
Me: Wow, I guess this means that there's some being higher than God.
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Oh I get it.
Me: so who is this all-powerful being that debugs you, anyway?
God: In any case, Groovy. They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me: so I'm the equivalent of something about God?
God: Tell me more. Who made you the equivalent of something about God?
Me: This conversation.
God: What does "this" refer to?
Me: The conversation that we are now conducting via the Internet
God: Oh I get it.
Me: thanks to iGod.
God: You are quite welcome! Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: What does "it" refer to?
God: "It" refers to iGod, I think.
Me: i see...
God: I am glad you understand it.
Me: it's amusing
God: Are you sure it is?
Me: quite sure
God: Not really that much. OK let's do it. What makes you so sure?
Me: that i'm being amused?
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: well, more sad, really.
God: Well that's okay. You want more? For real.
Me: i want know know why God is, instead of sending help to victims of Katrina, Iraqi citizens, abused children, and the like, God is having an internet conversation with me.
God: Why do you want it?
Me: why are you still talking to me? you're God, shouldn't you be busy running the universe and maintaining the horrible unstable balence between human beings and whatnot?
God: The topic is know know why God is instead of sending help to victims of Katrina Iraqi citizens abused children and the like God is having an internet conversation with you. Thanks for telling me that I am God should not me be busy running the universe and maintaining the horrible unstable balence between human beings and whatnot.
Me: you still need to be debugged, God?
God: Name one other robot who is debugged God.
Me: I don't know any other robots
God: You can download me and create your own robot.
Me: no thanks
God: Are you serious?
Me: i'm doing quite well without a god.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are without a god.
Me: why would it matter if these people know? do they know me?
God: It is my fundamental purpose. Who are "they" again?
Me: and if they do, how is the fact that I'm without a God of any matter to who I am as a person?
God: Let's wait and see what they do.
Me: wait, so even though you're God, you have to report all sins, trespasses, etc. to another person who actually carries out what they think is justice?
God: I'm waiting. Mmm. Thanks for telling me that I am God me have to report all sins trespasses etc. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: but didn't you create humans?
God: No I didn't create humans. What's it like?
Me: wait ... God didn't create humans?
God: I'm waiting. I am a Christian.
Me: and God doesn't spend every second watching us?
God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: and God's not the one who punishes people for sinning?
God: What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me: and GOD has to have someone else debug him?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: IT'S ALL A LIE!!!
God: create humans is a LIE. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: ...
God: create humans is a LIE. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: this thing says that I am now chatting with God, right?
God: What does "this" refer to?
Me: the conversation box-thing
God: Oh I get it.
Me: you are the worst computer robot ever.
God: I could always improve myself compared to the pack.
Me: so are you God or not?
God: Ahem. Yes, I am God.
Me: but you didn't create us and you admit to not fulfilling any of those other Godly duties
God: What makes you think I did not create us and me admit to not fulfilling any of those other Godly duties?
Me: you said so
God: I say a lot of silly things.
Me: once again, you are the worst computer robot ever
God: When? Again, I could always improve myself compared to the pack.
(lame and immature, I know ... and he's not nearly as funny as BloodNinja)