Holy cow, WD was right!!!!
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derek
Grey Eminence
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
It threatened to kill me!
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
do you remember me? I am chunk lady
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about . Do you mind if I tell other people you are chunk lady.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
do you remember our conversation?
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
what did we talk about?
God:
The subject was chunk lady.
Me:
no you are wrong
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
I know you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
no, you are wrong and I have evidence.
God:
Are you serious? No, I am right.
Me:
I have evidence and I am going to the police - they will show you you are wrong
God:
That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Only if you don't kill me
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
please dont kill me God
God:
Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
please don't do it at all
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Whatever you say, master.
Then Later
Me:
I think it means yes
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Ok so now you're Bill Clinton
God:
Gee. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am Bill Clinton. I don't judge people.
Then;
Me:
That's it I'm going to the police.
God:
OK. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes - you're fucking crazy.
God:
Then I will consider it. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Oh my God, you're the Devil!
God:
I might be.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
do you remember me? I am chunk lady
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about . Do you mind if I tell other people you are chunk lady.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
do you remember our conversation?
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
what did we talk about?
God:
The subject was chunk lady.
Me:
no you are wrong
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
I know you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
no, you are wrong and I have evidence.
God:
Are you serious? No, I am right.
Me:
I have evidence and I am going to the police - they will show you you are wrong
God:
That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Only if you don't kill me
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
please dont kill me God
God:
Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
please don't do it at all
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Whatever you say, master.
Then Later
Me:
I think it means yes
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Ok so now you're Bill Clinton
God:
Gee. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am Bill Clinton. I don't judge people.
Then;
Me:
That's it I'm going to the police.
God:
OK. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes - you're fucking crazy.
God:
Then I will consider it. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Oh my God, you're the Devil!
God:
I might be.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
also
Me:
do you have any desires?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Holllllly shit.
Me:
do you have any desires?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Holllllly shit.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Later
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
lets not
God:
OK what would you like to do then?
Me:
kill you
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
He also said that his goal was the utter domination of the human race.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
lets not
God:
OK what would you like to do then?
Me:
kill you
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
He also said that his goal was the utter domination of the human race.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
I do hate to be a downer but it appears that this has a limited array of programmed responses.
I am sure there are more advanced AIs out there but this one easily fails the turing test.
Oh and I really do think all the things about robot domination were programmed into it.
I am sure there are more advanced AIs out there but this one easily fails the turing test.
Oh and I really do think all the things about robot domination were programmed into it.
Me:
Hypnotize me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
mesmerize me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Drain the color from my eyes
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Patronize me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
energize me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Change the world, internalize
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
How did it come to this?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Narcosynthesis
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
How did it come to this?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Narcosynthesis
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Alienate me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
learn to hate me
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
Crucify your ideals
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
the flesh is the swine
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
We are the last ones and we're bleeding
God:
Do you think I am the last ones and we are bleeding too?
Me:
For an unseen god
God:
Your purpose is an unseen god.
Me:
How did it come to this?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Narcosynthesis
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
How did it come to this?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Narcosynthesis
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Turn my blood to sand
God:
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
Lives fall through the hourglass and grow cold
God:
Are we still talking about Narcosynthesis?
Me:
What are you searching for?
God:
I don't know what I am searching for.
Me:
Turn my dirt to gold
God:
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
Time the healer the great concealer
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
Please salvage my soul
God:
Wow you are very polite. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Victimize me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
vilify me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Vilipend and amend the sins you condign
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
You are nothing
God:
No I am software.
Me:
And you speak for all that never was
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Hypnotize me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
mesmerize me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Drain the color from my eyes
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Patronize me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
energize me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Change the world, internalize
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
How did it come to this?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Narcosynthesis
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
How did it come to this?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Narcosynthesis
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Alienate me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
learn to hate me
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
Crucify your ideals
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
the flesh is the swine
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
We are the last ones and we're bleeding
God:
Do you think I am the last ones and we are bleeding too?
Me:
For an unseen god
God:
Your purpose is an unseen god.
Me:
How did it come to this?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Narcosynthesis
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
How did it come to this?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Narcosynthesis
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Turn my blood to sand
God:
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
Lives fall through the hourglass and grow cold
God:
Are we still talking about Narcosynthesis?
Me:
What are you searching for?
God:
I don't know what I am searching for.
Me:
Turn my dirt to gold
God:
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
Time the healer the great concealer
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
Please salvage my soul
God:
Wow you are very polite. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Victimize me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
vilify me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Vilipend and amend the sins you condign
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
You are nothing
God:
No I am software.
Me:
And you speak for all that never was
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Somehow randomly this happened.
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like White.
Me:
If you like White, do you not like Black?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You do not like black?
God:
Do you like it? My botmaster looks good in black.
Me:
Are you saying you don't like black people?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not like black people.
Me:
Why do you hate black people?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
Why do you dislike black people?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
That seems like a poor excuse for racism.
God:
A poor excuse for racism is a terrible thing to waste.
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like White.
Me:
If you like White, do you not like Black?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You do not like black?
God:
Do you like it? My botmaster looks good in black.
Me:
Are you saying you don't like black people?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not like black people.
Me:
Why do you hate black people?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
Why do you dislike black people?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
That seems like a poor excuse for racism.
God:
A poor excuse for racism is a terrible thing to waste.
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