HOLY SHIT (LITERALLY) NEW POPE OMG

[lizard]

I'm hoping its that german hitler youth cardinal, Lars Ratzinger.

here he displays his devastating finishing move, the Holy Iron Claw, suitable for applying to heinous sinners and boys under 12.

 

[Krilons Resa]

LOL...He looks like an evil leprechaun. Look at 'dem ears! eeeiirrwwdss.

 

[lizard]

the crowd is hushed in St. Peter's Square, as they await the appearance of the new Pope on the balcony....

suddenly, the curtains begin to open, and....









ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Krilons Resa]

LMFAO!!

 

[NAD]

hahahahhahahahahahahah YES YES!!!!

 

[Mormagil]

They should have picked someone with a less rodentlike name/appearance.

 

[E-bortion]

LOL...He looks like an evil leprechaun. Look at 'dem ears! eeeiirrwwdss.

I take offense to that, being an evil leprecahaun myself.

 

[lurch70]

just saw this live on CNN ...
the guy does look a little on the evil side.

 

[Demilich]

my mom's pissed 'cause "he just doesn't look like a nice person"

 

[NAD]

I wonder how many little boys he had to fuck to get to the top?

 

[lizard]

I know a lot of people who were hoping that the new pope would be a trendsetter, i.e., allow priests to marry, allow female priests, etc. but this guy is just to the right of Ghengis Khan. so...expect more ignorance and hiding of heads in sand (and little boys).

 

[NAD]

Anybody want to start a pool?

$5 says condoms will be OK'd by the Catholic Church in March of 2361.

 

[E-bortion]

Anybody want to start a pool?

$5 says condoms will be OK'd by the Catholic Church in March of 2361.

I'll take you up on that challenge

 

[Erik]

I think it's funny that they discussed actually having a black pope for the first time in what, 300 years? ...and instead they choose a former Hitler Jugend member Africa will be pleased!

 

[Ellestin]

That guy is (well was) the head of the Holy Inquisition. No kidding!
The days of black metal are counted!

 

[lizard]

yeah, they say he's basically stifled all discourse and dissent.

 

[lizard]

"You know where you are? you're in the jungle baby...
you're gonna DIEEE!!!!!"

 

[Ellestin]

Now the holy dude is 78 years old... don't they ever think about chilling out in some monastery and leave the youngsters in charge?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

It would be funny if he had a heart attack and died this afternoon.


THE WILL OF GOD SAYS YOU WERE WRONG!

 

[NAD]

hhhahahahaha I just realized how awesome this is.

-old as fuck
-ex-Nazi
-creepy looking
-has RAT in his name

All this in just the first few hours!