HOLY SHIT (LITERALLY) NEW POPE OMG

[NAD]

 

[lizard]

dudes, this thread is totally Popearific!!!

but seriously, if each of us was to become a pope, we would have to adopt new papal names.

I think I would become Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold I.
~or~
Pope Splendiforous

 

[NAD]

I want to be Pope Titfuck VIII.

 

[MFJ]

I'd be Pope Reegis Pumps... or just Pope Max Johnson.

 

[lizard]

"blessed are the children for they put up less of a fight."

 

[lurch70]

Pope Poke Sloppy the II

 

[Ellestin]

"blessed are the children for they put up less of a fight."

my bladder, you tore it apart you fuck!

 

[lizard]

my work here is done

 

[R.I.P.2]

5*

 

[Nico]

"blessed are the children for they put up less of a fight."

 

[NAD]

I am so stoked for this new Poop, I mean the dude is just PURE EVIL and could likely be the trifecta that Bush and Schwartzisbigger have been waiting for to begin the Fourth Reich!

Break out the lawnchairs and Budweiser, 4th o' July is coming early this year!!!

 

[lizard]

Pope Innocent III Action Figure

Introduce this Pope Innocent III Action Figure to your other figures and watch the spiritual sparks fly! Armed with his formidable power of excommunication and an intimidating scroll inscribed with Latin text, this 6" tall, hard plastic model of the 176th Pope will soon have all your other action figures lining up for confession. Read the back of the illustrated blistercard and you'll find that Pope Innocent III was a good guy in all respects. He was a patron of the arts, cared about orphans, built a hospital and reunified the Papal States! Comes with removable fancy Pope hat.

 

[dill_the_devil]

5 Stars. I'm now going to be humming the Imperial March every time I see Emperor Pope-a-tine on TV.

 

[Shakermaker]

"Thank god you have such a nice rack, or my signature wouldn't fit."