HOLY SHIT (LITERALLY) NEW POPE OMG

[Dev]

In French version , he appears in a "mint glass"? wtf

 

[JayKeeley]

hehe ... I like the GO CUBS grafitti next to it.

Guy pisses on wall, scrawls Go CUBS next to it ... next day ... he's on CNN

You know, I think one of those candle jars is a Budweiser can.

 

[Hell Mike]

 

[Dev]

5 starts , definitely.

 

[The.Donut]

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[NAD]

Whoa, can you imagine a Catholic-powered Death Star? It could target liberal minded abortion friendly planets like Mars!

I'm glad to be alive in such an era.

 

[lizard]

I think Ratzinger looks amazingly like this cartoon villian!

 

[Mormagil]

no, the pope is capable of holding down the bottom end with intense rhythmic intensity.

and the rest of the thread has me making an ass of myself in the library as well.

 

[Shakermaker]

That's Germany's best-selling newspaper with the amazing headline "WE ARE POPE". Finally, after two lost world wars and the aching memory of 2002's world cup final, the Germans attain a little bit of Weltmacht.

 

[Ellestin]

That's Germany's best-selling newspaper with the amazing headline "WE ARE POPE". Finally, after two lost world wars and the aching memory of 2002's world cup final, the Germans attain a little bit of Weltmacht.

Except that's not a newspaper but toilet roll.

 

[Shakermaker]

Except that's not a newspaper but toilet roll.

You got a point there.

 

[lizard]

yes! and the Bild had the simple headline, "Oh My God!"

 

[JayKeeley]

Finally, after two lost world wars and the aching memory of 2002's world cup final, the Germans attain a little bit of Weltmacht.

And don't forget July 30th, 1966. "They think it's all over....IT IS NOW!"

Three lions on the shirt, bitch!

And this is what the pope looked like back then, as he watched his team go down 4-2 at Wembley Stadium...

 

[Ellestin]

And this is what the pope looked like back then, as he watched his team go down 4-2 at Wembley Stadium...

Then, out of spiteful revenge, he voodooed this handsome innocent baby...

...and here came the result

Bottom line: Do Hooligan Popes pour ale in the Holy Chalice?

 

[JayKeeley]

And that man went on to coordinate the assassination of his wife. And yes, there were no jews in teh towers!! Together we power!

 

[lurch70]

http://us.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/20/feedback.pope/index.html

 

[JayKeeley]

Hahaha, ethnic diversity runs rampant....

I was expecting a new pope from Latin America.....


Antonio Mena; New York, New York

I'm really sad over the result of the cardinals' election. I know Pope Benedict XVI deserves the seat, but you know, why can't the Africans be given a chance.


Lesley Ejiogu; Ikeja, Nigeria

 

[NAD]

Could we sticky this thread? It deserves constant admiration.

 

[JayKeeley]

....and at once, Jesus came down to stick this thread.

 

[NAD]

Reuters condemns Royal Carnage forum. !!!!!!