HOLY SHIT (LITERALLY) NEW POPE OMG
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Demilich said:my mom's pissed 'cause "he just doesn't look like a nice person"
just for reaction's sake, you should tell her:
"you should have seen the OTHER guy"
Nico
Onward!
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My friend just sent me a poem about the new Poop:
little miss pigger sat on a my pals
eating his big black meat
when along came pope wetback
and there was a setback
she so god damn choked on his shit and died right there in front of
them
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little miss pigger sat on a my pals
eating his big black meat
when along came pope wetback
and there was a setback
she so god damn choked on his shit and died right there in front of
them
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well I don't really hold the hitler jugend thing against him, he was like 14 in 1941 and most families would have their kids in those groups. I've read that participation wasn't mandatory but there was probably alot of societal pressure to do it. the other thing they were huffing about was OMG OMG he was an antiaircraft crewman when he was 17 oh noes the sky is falling
wake up and smell the coffee. at the end of the war Hitler was rounding up 14 yr olds to defend Berlin. 17 was the normal age for being drafted.
and has anyone taken note of the fact that....
new pope = Lars Ratzinger
Metalium bass player = Lars Ratz
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wake up and smell the coffee. at the end of the war Hitler was rounding up 14 yr olds to defend Berlin. 17 was the normal age for being drafted.
and has anyone taken note of the fact that....
new pope = Lars Ratzinger
Metalium bass player = Lars Ratz
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Shakermaker
Hufeisenbrille
lizard said:
He's called Joseph, not Lars
And starting in 1936, participation in the Hitlerjugend was mandatory...
Still, Ratzinger is evil as fuck. Just look at this:
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen, Lord Vader...
oh noes the new pope is already working his mojo!
Some See Image of Virgin Mary at Overpass
CHICAGO - A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary.
Police have patrolled the emergency turnoff area under the Kennedy Expressway since Monday as hundreds of people have walked down to see the image and the growing memorial of flowers and candles that surround it. Beside the image is an artist's rendering of the Virgin Mary embracing Pope John Paul II in a pose some see echoed in the stain.
"We believe it's a miracle," said Elbia Tello, 42. "We have faith, and we can see her face."
Tuesday morning, women knelt with rosary beads behind a police barricade while men in work shirts stood solemnly before the image, praying. A police officer kept the crowd of about three dozen from getting too close to the traffic but didn't stop them gathering around the stain.
The stain is likely the result of salt run-off, according to the Illinois Department of Transportation. The agency does not plan to scrub it off the wall.
"We're treating this just like we treat any type of roadside memorial," said IDOT spokesman Mike Claffey. "We have no plans to clean this site."
The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Chicago had not received any requests to authenticate the image as of Monday, spokesman Jim Dwyer said.
"These things don't happen every day," Dwyer said. "Sometimes people ask us to look into it. Most of the time they don't. (The meaning) depends on the individual who sees it. To them, it's real. To them, it reaffirms their faith."
But onlooker Victor Robles, 36, said he was skeptical about the stain's Virgin Mary resemblance.
"I see just a concrete wall and an image that could happen anywhere," Robles said. "If that image helps more people feel closer to God than maybe that is a good sign."
Worldwide, people have been drawn to images believed to resemble the Virgin Mary seen on windows, fence posts and walls.
Among the best-known in the United States was an image seen in office windows in Clearwater, Fla. Within weeks, a half million people had been to the site. Glass experts believe the image was created by a chemical reaction and corrosion of the metallic elements in the glass coating, but they could not explain why it took the shape it did. The windows were broken last year.
Some See Image of Virgin Mary at Overpass
CHICAGO - A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary.
Police have patrolled the emergency turnoff area under the Kennedy Expressway since Monday as hundreds of people have walked down to see the image and the growing memorial of flowers and candles that surround it. Beside the image is an artist's rendering of the Virgin Mary embracing Pope John Paul II in a pose some see echoed in the stain.
"We believe it's a miracle," said Elbia Tello, 42. "We have faith, and we can see her face."
Tuesday morning, women knelt with rosary beads behind a police barricade while men in work shirts stood solemnly before the image, praying. A police officer kept the crowd of about three dozen from getting too close to the traffic but didn't stop them gathering around the stain.
The stain is likely the result of salt run-off, according to the Illinois Department of Transportation. The agency does not plan to scrub it off the wall.
"We're treating this just like we treat any type of roadside memorial," said IDOT spokesman Mike Claffey. "We have no plans to clean this site."
The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Chicago had not received any requests to authenticate the image as of Monday, spokesman Jim Dwyer said.
"These things don't happen every day," Dwyer said. "Sometimes people ask us to look into it. Most of the time they don't. (The meaning) depends on the individual who sees it. To them, it's real. To them, it reaffirms their faith."
But onlooker Victor Robles, 36, said he was skeptical about the stain's Virgin Mary resemblance.
"I see just a concrete wall and an image that could happen anywhere," Robles said. "If that image helps more people feel closer to God than maybe that is a good sign."
Worldwide, people have been drawn to images believed to resemble the Virgin Mary seen on windows, fence posts and walls.
Among the best-known in the United States was an image seen in office windows in Clearwater, Fla. Within weeks, a half million people had been to the site. Glass experts believe the image was created by a chemical reaction and corrosion of the metallic elements in the glass coating, but they could not explain why it took the shape it did. The windows were broken last year.
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Whenever I see shit like this I'm always reminded of when God comes to talk to Homer, and the last thing he says is:
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God said:
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